squirrelheels

codswallop

Well, I generally listen to MP3s, not CDs, cos they're easier to organise. I currently have in my playlist (albums): Five Iron Frenzy - Upbeats And Beatdowns Kevin Max - Stereotype Be Matt Redman - Where angels fear to tread Pray for rain (Pfr) - Disappear Phatfish - Heavenbound Phatfish - Hope Phatfish - Purple Through The Fishtank Sonicflood - Cry Holy Soul Survivor 2002 - Glimpses of Glory Survivor Songs - One Tim Hughes - Here I am to worship Tree63 - 63 Vineyard - Hungry/Holy/Breathe/I love your presence (a selection from those 4 albums) As you may or may not be able to tell, it's all Christian. SH

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Cats then crowded

This is an MSN conversation I had with the brother of someone I once had a crush on (years ago). I found it so amusing I thought I'd post it here.

"Me" is obviously me, "Narrowminded" is him, and "Narrowminded's sister" is his sister, on whom I regrettably had a crush.

Enjoy scowling:

[14:50:39] NarrowMinded: hey u penis

[14:51:02] NarrowMinded: r u the one who dressed up as a girl

[14:51:09] Me: yeah

[14:51:15] NarrowMinded: omg ur such a f00b

[14:51:26] NarrowMinded: why did u do that

[14:51:39] Me: for a laugh

[14:51:48] NarrowMinded: i seen a pic of u and u look a total geek

[14:52:06] Me: does dressing up for one day have some sort of effect on my character or personality?

[14:52:17] NarrowMinded: yes makes u look a gay tosser

[14:52:18] Me: since when have looks dictated who someone is

[14:52:36] NarrowMinded: wow

[14:52:41] NarrowMinded: thts geek talk

[14:52:43] Me: and since when have looks dictated my sexual orientation or whether i masturbate or now

[14:52:50] NarrowMinded: :s

[14:52:53] Me: not*

[14:53:19] NarrowMinded: ooh......ok

[14:53:37] NarrowMinded: but u masterbate iff ur head

[14:54:02] NarrowMinded: off*

[14:54:23] NarrowMinded: anyway'z..... u must of got dissed bad

[14:54:37] Me: not really

[14:54:51] Me: it's only narrow minded imbosils like you that have problems with someone doing something like that for fun

[14:56:38] NarrowMinded: sorry but i hang around with normal people so does my sisters and her boyfriends its people like you.... who make my worry about where u stand in the sexual line <<-----Straight---------[Ed: Me]--------Bent------>

[14:56:57] Me: do you have a problem if i'm gay?

[14:57:03] NarrowMinded: and u wear high heels

[14:57:21] Me: ok, and an extra bit of rubber on shoes makes me homosexual now does it?

[14:57:30] NarrowMinded: yes it does

[14:57:36] Me: i see

[14:57:39] Me: on what basis?

[14:57:49] NarrowMinded: bent tosser wanting to be a woman

[14:58:00] Me: most gay men don't want to be women

[14:58:05] Me: strangely enough

[14:58:08] NarrowMinded: well ur different then

[14:59:00] Me: in addition, heels were originally part of male attire, and women never wore them

[14:59:17] NarrowMinded: so?

[14:59:32] NarrowMinded: excuses.....excuses

[14:59:39] Me: i fail to see how a bit of extra rubber can make me homosexual

[14:59:42] Me: so please explain it to me

[14:59:50] Me: i'm quite interested to hear how you worked that one

[14:59:53] Me: out

[15:00:17] NarrowMinded: ur a homo because... u dressed up as a woman, u were high heels and u act like a complete tosser

[15:00:33] Me: you have no idea how i act

[15:00:42] Me: and you still haven't explained to me how some extra rubber makes me gay

[15:00:48] NarrowMinded: i'm 14 i'm normal ur a 17 year old homo

[15:00:59] Me: actually i have a girlfriend, thanq very much

[15:01:09] NarrowMinded: bet she looks a man

[15:01:13] Me: not at all

[15:01:14] NarrowMinded: thts why ur going out with her

[15:01:26] Me: i could kiss her infront of you to prove a point, if you want

[15:01:38] NarrowMinded: bet u will be thinking of gay anal

[15:01:49] Me: i realise that your narrow little mind isn't capable of accepting new ideas

[15:01:52] NarrowMinded: freak show u and her i bet

[15:01:56] Me: don't worry, you'll grow up eventually

[15:02:17] NarrowMinded: dont worry u can be bent if u want its your decision...

[15:02:44] NarrowMinded: i have no problems with gays..its people like you who try and act that they aint gay

[15:03:00] Me: would you like me to admit that i'm gay?

[15:03:05] NarrowMinded: yes i would

[15:03:10] Me: would that keep your narrow mind happy?

[15:03:20] NarrowMinded: go on say it

[15:03:30] Me: give me 3 GOOD reasons

[15:03:31] NarrowMinded: admit it and i'll leave u alone

[15:03:37] Me: lol, why, when i'm not gay?

[15:03:47] NarrowMinded: lol at your ugly face

[15:03:54] NarrowMinded: i seen u

[15:03:56] NarrowMinded: man

[15:04:01] NarrowMinded: u looks damm ugly

[15:04:15] NarrowMinded: bi-sexual tbh

[15:05:04] NarrowMinded: 3 good reasons huh

[15:05:14] Me: you're making judgments about my persona when all you've seen is about 3 pictures of me dressed as a woman, and the knowledge that i wear heels... and on that you manage to scramble together ideas that i'm homosexual or bisexual, i want to be a woman, that i masturbate, that i'm ugly... goodness me, you've done quite well there

[15:05:21] NarrowMinded: give 3 good reasons that your not gay

[15:06:00] Me: i need 1 - i have a girlfriend... i think that's proof enough

[15:06:00] NarrowMinded: i seen more pictures of u

[15:06:07] Me: well whatever, i don't care.

[15:06:19] NarrowMinded: u have a girlfriend and shes a man

[15:06:25] Me: and you know this how?

[15:06:31] NarrowMinded: seen her

[15:06:39] Me: oh right

[15:06:40] Me: i see

[15:06:53] Me: and the fact she goes to an all girls school just proves that she's male, does it?

[15:07:04] NarrowMinded: yes i see ur a complete homo

[15:07:35] Me: can you please explain to me how you worked that one out?

[15:07:55] NarrowMinded: lets have a look at one of your photes boy george in the music collection i see..

[15:08:05] NarrowMinded: photos*

[15:08:56] Me: for the record, i don't have any music by boy george

[15:09:12] Me: even if i did, how does that make me gay?

[15:09:18] NarrowMinded: george micheal??

[15:09:28] Me: no

[15:09:45] NarrowMinded: kylie minogue?

[15:09:50] Me: no

[15:09:52] Me: definitely not

[15:10:00] NarrowMinded: jason donervan?

[15:10:16] NarrowMinded: simply red?

[15:10:20] NarrowMinded: i'm sure u do

[15:10:21] Me: nope

[15:10:26] Me: ok, so by your reckoning, i'm gay because i listen to music you don't like.... by the same token i could say that you're gay because you're talking to me

[15:10:40] NarrowMinded: u calling me gay

[15:10:45] Me: well, you are

[15:10:47] NarrowMinded: from the likesof u

[15:10:47] Me: aren't you?

[15:11:05] Me: i mean, let's face it, you're talking to someone who you think is gay! that must make you gay too!

[15:11:53] NarrowMinded: listen u gay fucking tosser ur the king of gayness i'm talking to u cuz your a completye shit head,, i;m 14 and i've fucked more women then you, u get boners at looking at lionel richie

[15:12:24] NarrowMinded: tbh all your contacts are men.. arent they

[15:12:36] Me: no

[15:12:40] NarrowMinded: everyone laughs at you

[15:12:42] Me: are you calling your sister a man?

[15:12:45] NarrowMinded: calls you homo

[15:12:53] NarrowMinded: so ur dissing my sister now

[15:13:03] Me: no, i'm asking you if you're calling her a man?

[15:13:11] Me: i mean if all of my contacts are male, she must be a man!

[15:13:32] NarrowMinded: sorry Mr.Clever Arse.... but u should talk to ben u see..... he reckons ur a homo doesnt he

[15:13:37] Me: good grief you're about as thick as the concrete walls of the channel tunnel

[15:13:45] NarrowMinded: lol @ u

[15:14:07] NarrowMinded: ur more bent then a roundabout

[15:14:35] Me: roundabouts are round, not bent, dipshit

[15:14:49] NarrowMinded: sadly my sister even disses u now how does that make u feel

[15:14:58] Me: i don't give a damn

[15:15:05] NarrowMinded: so do gays

[15:15:12] Me: i don't let what other people think affect me

[15:15:12] NarrowMinded’s sister: hey hey hey wots goin on?

[15:15:20] NarrowMinded: so ur gay then

[15:15:24] NarrowMinded’s sister: i leave 2 talk 2 rach and wot happens?

[15:15:31] Me: so, being slightly different makes me gay to?

[15:15:37] Me: too*

[15:15:40] NarrowMinded: slighty..

[15:15:45] NarrowMinded’s sister: ello?

[15:15:47] Me: hi soph

[15:15:49] NarrowMinded: thts an under statment

[15:15:50] NarrowMinded’s sister: any1 noticed i'm ere

[15:15:52] Me: yes

[15:15:53] NarrowMinded’s sister: thanq

[15:16:05] NarrowMinded’s sister: wots goin on?

[15:16:17] NarrowMinded: ross is dissing me hes calling me thick :'(

[15:16:26] NarrowMinded’s sister: ross did u say dat?

[15:16:39] Me: lol, yes i did... for a very good reason

[15:16:42] NarrowMinded: he called me gay too

[15:16:49] NarrowMinded’s sister: ross dont u dare diss my bro

[15:16:58] NarrowMinded’s sister: he was fixin my comp upstairs

[15:16:59] NarrowMinded: i'm gonan beat the gay tosser up

[15:17:04] Me: he said that all of the people on my contact list must be gay and male because i dresses as a girl

[15:17:09] NarrowMinded’s sister: now james calm down

[15:17:13] NarrowMinded’s sister: i no ur upset

[15:17:18] NarrowMinded: :'(\

[15:17:18] Me: which by his reckoning makes you male and gay, soph, sorry

[15:17:25] NarrowMinded’s sister: james?

[15:17:53] NarrowMinded: i kno but i'm sorry its just ross wants to be like you :'(

[15:18:07] NarrowMinded’s sister: ross ink u betta say sorry 2 jamews

[15:18:14] NarrowMinded’s sister: hes rlly upset u called him gay

[15:18:17] Me: lol

[15:18:20] Me: so he should be

[15:18:21] NarrowMinded’s sister: hes only young

[15:18:31] Me: that's no excuse for narrow-mindedness

[15:18:37] NarrowMinded’s sister: ross say sorry

[15:18:50] Me: only if he accepts that i'm not gay

[15:19:18] Me: and also if he accepts that extra rubber on a pair of shoes DOESN'T make someone gay

[15:19:25] NarrowMinded: ok ur not gay your a bi-sexual

[15:19:42] Me: 1/4 of the way there

[15:20:13] NarrowMinded: hahaha my sister left b4 u sed tht its u and me gayboy.... dont rape me i'm straight

[15:20:43] Me: don't worry, i have no interest in sex, of any kind, whether it's gay, anal, straight, oral, whatever

[15:20:54] NarrowMinded: ur such a sad-act your taking this so seriously wots the matter u dont want people to know the fact your gay?

[15:21:20] Me: if i was gay, i would be proud of it

[15:21:30] NarrowMinded: i've hit a nerve... u dont want sex at 17...... wots the matter cocks to smakk?

[15:21:32] Me: i'm straight, and proud of it. i wear heels, and i'm proud of it. what do i have to hide?

[15:21:40] NarrowMinded: a small cock?

[15:22:10] Me: i think you're the one who's making up for a lack in that department

[15:22:31] NarrowMinded: i can ensure tht the ladies think i'm not

[15:22:34] Me: i'm impressed as to how narrow minded you are... tell me, how do you get a mind THAT narrow?!

[15:22:39] NarrowMinded: wots your lil gay army got to say?

[15:22:53] Me: i have a gay army? wow... first i'd heard

[15:23:05] NarrowMinded: its a small one u c

[15:23:15] Me: right

[15:23:20] Me: i suppose you've met all of them, then

[15:23:28] NarrowMinded: youve made my day so nice thank-you

[15:23:35] Me: how have i made your day?

[15:23:45] Me: by proving that you're an ignorant narrow minded little squit?

[15:24:02] NarrowMinded: a squit?

[15:24:19] NarrowMinded: ur the lil midget who wears dresses to try and fit in with the girls

[15:24:25] Me: little midget?!

[15:24:30] Me: i wear heels and i'm a little midget?!

[15:24:43] NarrowMinded: thts wot most people do wear heels to be tall..

[15:24:45] Me: i'm 6ft1 without heels for Heaven's sake!

[15:24:52] Me: i dunno how you worked out "midget"

[15:25:03] NarrowMinded: am i meant to be scared of a gay computer geek?

[15:25:04] Me: the tape measure will vouch for my height

[15:25:26] Me: yes, because heels hurt when they're applied to bollocks... trust me on that one.

[15:25:38] Me: legs hurt too, btw... my friend can vouch for that

[15:25:56] NarrowMinded: ur taking this to serious u must be gay... most people would say fuck off.... you take it serious and get a wet blanket over it..

[15:26:38] Me: i'm not taking this seriously! i'm practically rolling in the aisles with laughter

[15:26:42] Me: you have amused me greatly

[15:26:52] NarrowMinded: go on batty boy.... gp to the gay bar i'm sure where u know where it is

[15:26:54] Me: although i'm not sure why narrowmindedness amuses me.... it just does

[15:27:05] NarrowMinded: ur laughing?

[15:27:14] NarrowMinded: everyones laughing at u not with u nerd!

[15:27:29] Me: i don't care if people laugh at me

[15:27:36] Me: i have the strength of character to take it

[15:27:39] *** NarrowMinded’s sister has left the conversation.

[15:27:44] NarrowMinded: bye gay boy

[15:27:54] Me: do you realise how insecure you are without even realising it?!

[15:27:59] Me: i'm not gone

[15:28:02] Me: i'm still here [conversation ends]

*sigh*

SH

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Yup, it was a pretty good day! I wouldn't have minded going to the pub... but Starbucks was nicer and it's not the right time of day for alcohol! And yes, I did get some creme eggs! Just about managed to get 9 of them! 3 gone already...! Dammit, all this talk of them is making me want another! No... must.... make.... them.... last.... Oh sod it. 4 down. 5 to go! SH

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I'm not sure which ones I prefer! For style and shape of heel, I like the City Girl boots, but for material, I prefer the Nine West boots! SH

Alternatively you can just download the free version that doesn't have the encoding features, but still has the play back features that you need. Some people just don't realise this Nice video though! Quicktime is a horrible format if you don't have a Mac. And let's face it, most people don't have Macs. I'm glad you had sense to convert them to DivX/AVI. Nice quality at a very reasonable size. I don't know why people quibble at 3.5MB for a video... I download videos that are 440MB or more! And for that length and quality 3.5MB is very reasonably indeed, even on a 56K modem it doesn't take long to download. SH

I guess my list might look something like this (don't have pics, sorry!): 4-5in block heel Mary Janes 4-5in block heel leather knee boots 3-4in plain black wedge heel leather slides Obviously, there's a lot of things that I want to try, like ballet heels and suchlike, but I don't necessarily want a pair, as I probably wouldn't wear them, so it'd be a waste of money! SH

Ok, so I wouldn't wear them outside! If I did wear them, I'd probably wear them with jeans! (Don't really have much else!) I'm half way to my own rank now SH

I've yet to experience a pedicure. I don't really wear sandals all that much (I've only last Saturday bought my first pair), so I haven't needed/wanted one thus far. If I wore sandals more I might consider having a pedicure. SH

I probably couldn't handle true 6 inch heels without a fair bit of practice! Doesn't mean I wouldn't wear em tho! SH

Thank you Not long and I'll be in Debbie's 6 inch Oxfords! SH

Well... We met up at 1:30 as planned, and wandered around the good shoe shops in Nottingham working our way up through the city from Broadmarsh to the Vicky Centre via the Market Square... Then we stopped off at Starbucks for a couple of hours chatting, which is always a cool thing to do in Starbucks! Then we parted ways and went home... No shoe purchasing was done today unfortunately. I'd spent out last Saturday...! No pictures were taken, unless Xaphod or Calv had a hidden camera or something! All in all it was a good meeting, even if it was short and purchase-less! SH

I think I saw two guys wearing heels today in Nottingham... one didn't have much hair, and was wearing 5in cowboy boots, and the other was wearing glasses and probably 3in ish loafer type shoes... Oh... wait... hold on a sec....! Oh yeah, it was Xaphod and Calv! SH

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Bringing the thread back on topic... this is my 750th post, which means I'm up another half inch! Yay! SH

I think with some, if not most people, once you've told them and they get over the initial shock... over time they will realise you are still the same person and they will look at you in the same light. Some people on the other hand realise that because you have extra bits of rubber and/or metal under your shoe, it makes you a different person all of a sudden. *sigh*

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Yeah, makeup is hard to get right. When I did my day of CD, I didn't get the make up right. Ok, it was meant to look deliberately OTT, but I asked a friend what she thought of it, and she pointed out that the makeup could have been a lot better (she didn't put it quite like that!)

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