Dexter23

I think I might be sent home from work as well.

Do you think so. Thank god I don't work in you company, with me wearing heels to work I would probaly get sent home a lot.

Why o why do you have such lovely legs Joak ? There perfect for wearing boots. I am very much stuck with legs witch are to short and to thick, I can almost never buy nice heeled boots witch go higher than my ankle.

How much money have I spent the last time on shoes? I think I have spend in the last 4 months about 200 euros but that’s mainly because of 1 pair cost more than 100 euros.

Do leather shoes count ??

I totally agree witch Highluc, the lower platforms you can wear a lot easier, I would even wear them to work, and probably there wouldn’t anybody be having any problem with me wearing them.

You can get a free virus scan of your system.

Go to www.housecall.nl

If you are not sure if your virus scanner is working right you can scan your pc online. I think it worked pretty fine. Some times if I wonder if my Norman antivirus scan is working properly I scan via the Internet to be sure

Actually I think you should wear something like this

Wouldn’t that be cool? Only You probaly look 1000 times better in it.

Did they look like these ???

I like the style a lot, nice sleek heel but the colour........... I am not that fond on blue in combination with black.

I wonder if they feel heavy on your feet. They must weigh more than normal 4" boots.

Nope haven’t seen it. There was a program on the other day that was about fetishes, I think is on the Discovery channel. There the explained how the thought you could a shoe fetish. They said when you where very young and you where rewarded some time, and at that moment you saw some shoes, your brain immediately associates nice things of being rewarded with shoes and your fetish is borne. An other thins they said on that show was that shoe/foot fetishes where probably most common in the world, and many people have them in some degree.

I always like those numbers, maybe everybody can tell their weight or shoes size or maybe even highest/lowest heel. I will calculate some sort of average of it

Things you'd love to say at work but don't

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're talking bollox

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Finally!!!!!

After many years browsing millions of

internet pages, I have finally found

http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm

As some of you probably know, I am very fond on numbers, so I calculated the average height of the members on this board.

hight      no.  total inches
5.5         1         65
5.6         1         66
5.7         0          0
5.8         4        272
5.8 +       2        137
5.9         1         69
5.10        2        140
5.11        2        142
6.0         3        216
6.1         0          0
6.2         3        222
6.3         1         75
6.4         2        152
6.3         1         77
6.6         0          0
6.6 +       1         78.5	
total      24       1711.5

If you add all the inches everybody is high the total is 1711.5". Divide that by the 24 members who have posted, and you get an average height of about 5'11".

2 people are exact that height, 11 are shorter and 11 are longer than the average.

For all you European people like me 5’11” is about 177.5 cm

I thank you for your eternal wishdom

One month.

Two weeks for basic proficiency, and two more to develop the endurance for all day wear without trouble.

Yes okay 1 month, but in that month how manny hous a day will you wear those heels than, If I am at work i can only wear 2.5"heels at the most. so my training can only be done in the evenning.

Do you think it is better to train in 4" and master them first of if you can just walk in 4" go to 4.5" Than the 4" will probaly bee a lot easeyer to walk in.

boots look fine. I havn't had anny problems yet with walking/faling but if I am walking in heels I take extra good attention to the ground.

I can't remember that long ago but the first thing I can remember with me liking high heels was in the bathroom at my parents house, I was probaly 14 than. My mother kept her shoes in a bathroom closet. She often asked me why i toke such a long time taking a shower... I don't know if she ever foud out I was wearing her pumps at that time.

yes yes, i know... I thought it worked yesterday, but today I tried to read the message at work and there it also dodn't work.... probaly that was some sort of cache problem. Now I have found some webspace, so probaly the picture is comming up real nice....

This evening found myself with little to do, so I counted the location of the members on this board. The funny thing was that a lot of you people come from the USA, but there are also so manny people living there.

I decided I should calculate the number of people in a country devided by the number of members on the board.

On this site I found the population of all the countries.

http://emuseum.mnsu.edu/information/population/

And after that I found that swedish people are most reprisented, followd by The Netherlands, on the last place China with only 1 user and with a population of 1285669336 , that's not mutch.

notice: the number of members located in the rest of the world either didn't enter a location or live in one of these places. Europe, mid-atlantic, Northern Europe, Eastern Europe, Middle East, abroad, over the hill the turn left, A patch of desert in the west, The shoebox, in the hot and muggy midwest!, FL, Jessica.

The two ladies at the cash spotted me after I had paid and they burst out in laughter. Loosers. At least *I* don't have to sit at a cash register to make a living.

Thinking about it, what are they actually laughing at. I should laugh at them for making $5/5EUR an hour

Bert

Yep there will alway's be people who don't understand, so what, they don't have to walk in my shoes and usualy if you look al those people (yes that's hard :-) ) than you will see you don't want to stand in there shoes either.

What I noticed that some people realy don't care what the are waering on ther feet, somtimes disgusting shoes I wouldn't even be seen dead in.

My mother is amazed that I have posted this much since January. More on that another time, but in brief, yes, she found the site and read my posts.

Did she read ALL of them ??? That would be a complete day-job

So the next thing what the principal did was to expell every girl who was waering jeans ?? and told them that couln'd wear man's clothes ?? To bad there are still so manny narrominded people in the world. Thank god I live in the netherlands, a thing like this would probaly not happen here.

Only one comment maybe a bit more pictures. but further the screen saver looks great. I am amazed

I was also working to build a schreen saver. With witch program did you create it ?