Short Trip.

[larry]

Late last week my wife and I took a mini vacation and drove up to Maine for a for a couple of days. I hate driving for 4 hrs up the interstate and my legs were hurting from too many hours at work. My wife suggested that wear my support panty hose under my slacks and I jumped at the chance. I also threw two pairs of stilettos in the front seat. One pair of pointed toe 5" black pumps and a pair of burgundy criss cross sandals with 5' heels. My wife is more than my accepting of my fetish however she is dead set against me being seen by others in heels. Once on the freeway we started jokeing and we had a few good laffs and then she sez in all good humor (Hey Perv) Are you gonna wear those heels or what? I was shocked but I slipped on the sandals. I love the tarty look of reinforced heel and toe nylons with sandals and Ive worn heels in the car several times but I always kept my feet under the dash and out of sight from passing trucks ect. My wife was in a super good mood and after a ways up the freeway she very slowly passed a truck, She said put your feet on the dash and see if the driver notices your heels. I did and covered my face with one hand as we passed. I glanced up but he was looking at my shoes and not at me. Later we stopped at a toll booth and our lane was delayed for a few minutes. As we pulled away the same truck was next to us and the driver looked directly at my face and did a double take and shook his head. I saw him stretching up in his seat trying to see what I was wearing on my feet. The look on his face was priceless! On the way home I wore the same hose and the black stilettos. My wife ordered food from a drive thru resturant and I purposely crossed one leg over the other and bounced it up and down so my high heel could be seen by the cashier. She filled our order and said have a nice day. I leaned down where she could see my face and I sez Yup you too. She looked at my high heel then at me then back at my high heel. She said something but I didnt hear what she said. My wife drove out and was laughing so hard that I thought that we might have an accident. This made the trip seem so much more enjoyable and so much shorter than usual...Hope to do it again..larry.

[Shafted]

Sounds like you and your wife had a lot of fun. You couldn't have been too far from my neck of the woods, the town of Skowhegan.

[larry]

Hello Shafted. Yup! Youre right. We stayed in Bootbay harbor and took a day trip up to Camden We've been up your way many times. I showed your reply to my wife and she said to say hello so here go's. Hello Shafted! I can hear her laughing as I read this post out loud. On a more personal note, You Mainers are blessed with some beautifull country up there. We hope to retire in Maine someday soon... larry.

[Shafted]

Yep, it's rather nice in Maine as far as the natural beauty goes. And it's absolutely jaw dropping once you go north of the poulated areas. Places such as the Alligash wilderness or Baxter State Park. The Maine coast is nice, but it's best kept secrets are far inland.

[vector]

OK, let me see if I've got this right. Shafted (the boots that is) lives near Bootbay harbor! Hmmmmmmmm!

[Shafted]

Actually, I live about an hour north of Boothbay Harbor.

[dr1819]

Funny! Reminds me of one Halloween in college, when I borried a pair of 70's-style wooden sandals from my girlfriend's roommate. I didn't shave my legs, but did the boob, dress, wig, nails, and makeup routine. My girlfriend was quite tall (basketball player) so she went as the man, suit and tie. The problem was, my features were girlish enough that I was quite passable, and some folks thought I was really a girl and that the costume was a European woman as my legs weren't shaved. It was supposed to be "70's chick," as I had the heels, the mini-dress, hairdo, bangles, and all.

[Guy N. Heels]

Hello Shafted. Yup! Youre right. We stayed in Bootbay harbor and took a day trip up to Camden We've been up your way many times. I showed your reply to my wife and she said to say hello so here go's. Hello Shafted! I can hear her laughing as I read this post out loud. On a more personal note, You Mainers are blessed with some beautifull country up there. We hope to retire in Maine someday soon... larry.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that people that go to Maine to see the scenery for the summer were visitors; and that people who come back to visit summer after summer are called Mainers. Then there are those who come for the summer but decide to stay for the winter - they're called Mainiacs! :rofl:

[Shafted]

Nah, to be a real Mainer, you have to be born in Maine. Otherwise you're a flatlander. . There is a sign that when you're coming into Maine from New Hampshire read "Welcome to Maine: The way life should be", but many of us think it should read "Welcome to Maine: Now go home". Hows that for hospitality?

[Guy N. Heels]

:rofl:

[Fog]

I've always wondered what does :rofl: mean? ROFL??? I've puzzled over it for ages! I'm assuming Guy n Heels can help me out here.

[Ozzard]

ROFL?

Roll(s) On Floor Laughing. Also 'rotfl' (rolls on the floor laughing) and 'rotflmao' (rolls on the floor laughing my ass off). From way back in the bulletin board and USENET days.

[Fog]

Got it. :rofl: is one step up from

[Guy N. Heels]

Got it.

:rofl: is one step up from

Yeah, we cyberfreaks have a whole shorthand language that somebody really needs to write a translation dictionary for. Some of the most frequently used ones are:

BTW = by the way

FYI = for your information

LMAO= laughing my *ss off

ROFL = Rolls (or rolling) in the floor laughing;

along with about 20 others.

[Dawn HH]

Then I might be considered a bit of a cyberfreak also as I have been using some of your language for a while now. Boy---you guys are very contagious. First you start me streetheeling, then you show me a new language. TEE! HEE! Just goes to show that you CAN teach an old dog new tricks, eh! Cheers--- Dawn HH

[dr1819]

Let's not forget the IMHO = In my humble opinion...

[Fog]

Funny one that - IMHO often means IMO!