Dr. Shoe Posted January 16, 2004 Posted January 16, 2004 At last we have proof that life existed on Mars because of the large deposits of oil there (though I know that the place is teeming with life!). Why else is George W Bush so keen to go there?! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.
Francis Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 ever thought that he might be trying to go home? or is it to control yet another oil source? Let's hope there's no dictatorship on Mars so he use it as an excuse! but then Tony Blair would probably back him up claiming Martians have weapons of mass destruction.
j-turbo2002 Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 The both of you need to put down those comic books and tabloid magazines/newspapers! :drinking: Captain Kirk would be very proud! You're minds have boldly gone where no man has gone before! :drinking:
shyguy Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 Hmm they could find the oil on Mars, but never those weapons of mass destruction. Although they are there, honest, a friend of someones brother once saw them there, they did, really. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly
xaphod Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 .... but all the spy satellites and intelligence eavesdropping can't find nukes in Gadaffi-land. .......... methinks my lady doth protest too much ! Xa
PJ Posted January 17, 2004 Posted January 17, 2004 what better way to explore new areas for potential business opportunities at taxpayers expense? click .... click .... click .... The sensual sound of stiletto heels on a hard surface.
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