HairyBiker Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Apologies in advance if anyone or everyone has seen these before: Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullsh!t? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? Is French kissing in France just called kissing? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your arse? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 One of the questions posted by HairyBiker asked: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Gosh, anyone knows the answer to that! It's "testicals" :rofl: Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julietta Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 Wow that one did the rounds quickly I received that this week and was going to post it but got distracted by work but it is good Let calm be widespread May the sea glisten like greenstone And the shimmer of summer Dance across your pathway "Communication is a two way thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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