Julietta Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. and Tony Blair is Zippy Liverlips Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!! Let calm be widespread May the sea glisten like greenstone And the shimmer of summer Dance across your pathway "Communication is a two way thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Well you now know what mine ended as Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Didn't know I had something to do with chickens :rofl: Boots, fascinating footwear http://s70.photobucket.com/albums/i103/Boots_1956/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Zippy Applenose! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzyheels Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Zsa-Zsa Bubble-Squirt Love seeketh not itself to please, Nor for itself hath any care; But for another gives its ease, And builds a Heaven in Hell's despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azraelle Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Pinky Cootiebutt :x "All that you can decide, is what to do with the time that is given you."--Gandalf, "Life is not tried, it is merely survived -If you're standing outside the fire."--Garth Brooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julietta Posted February 7, 2003 Author Share Posted February 7, 2003 this has so made me laugh this morning superb! Let calm be widespread May the sea glisten like greenstone And the shimmer of summer Dance across your pathway "Communication is a two way thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzyheels Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Me too! My partner now goesby the name : Fluffy Apple sniffer Love seeketh not itself to please, Nor for itself hath any care; But for another gives its ease, And builds a Heaven in Hell's despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highluc Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Buttercup burger lips ??? Be youself, enjoy any footwear you like and don't care about what others think about it, it's your life, not theirs. Greetings from Laurence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julietta Posted February 7, 2003 Author Share Posted February 7, 2003 Suzy that's fantastic wish my name were that funny.... this is so much fun. I just peep in here during the day and it really makes me giggle. I work on a ward in a hospital and am getting weird looks as I keep laughing so much. My best friend has a good one he is Zsa-Zsa Bubblehead. Our Domestic on the ward's name is quite apt really, my best friend will understand why, she has a tendency to hold onto the bread too long and we've all been complaining, anyway her name came out as Crusty Wafflebiscuits LOL. Julie xx Let calm be widespread May the sea glisten like greenstone And the shimmer of summer Dance across your pathway "Communication is a two way thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamyam Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Uh, what are 'cooties'? But I'm *so* glad that 'brain' got in there somewhere Obsessed is such a strong word. I prefer to think of myself as "differently enthusiastic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azraelle Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 Cooties are little ficticious bugs that all boys have, if you are a girl age 3-11 or thereabouts, or all girls have if you're a boy age 3-13 or so. think of non-existent (or at least invisible) lice or crabs. "All that you can decide, is what to do with the time that is given you."--Gandalf, "Life is not tried, it is merely survived -If you're standing outside the fire."--Garth Brooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 "Pinky Chickensniffer"...? LOL......That would look real good on my bussines card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Hi Jim, it seems we are relatives Perhaps you are my nephew or my lost brother Boots, fascinating footwear http://s70.photobucket.com/albums/i103/Boots_1956/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamyam Posted February 8, 2003 Share Posted February 8, 2003 Cooties are little ficticious bugs that all boys have, if you are a girl age 3-11 or thereabouts, or all girls have if you're a boy age 3-13 or so. think of non-existent (or at least invisible) lice or crabs. Thank you, Azraelle! Obsessed is such a strong word. I prefer to think of myself as "differently enthusiastic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted February 9, 2003 Share Posted February 9, 2003 Hi Jim, it seems we are relatives Perhaps you are my nephew or my lost brother Hhmmm.......you just never know Robert.Maybe Professor Poopypants knows something we don't ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCinHeels Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 ok julie, u asked for it....Hug the cheesy one~ cheeseball bubbletush the fastest way to this man's heart is with nice legs in high heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julietta Posted June 25, 2003 Author Share Posted June 25, 2003 You have just made my day on that one - hug back Let calm be widespread May the sea glisten like greenstone And the shimmer of summer Dance across your pathway "Communication is a two way thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCinHeels Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 nice name there zippy pizzatush the fastest way to this man's heart is with nice legs in high heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raccoon Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Let's see if I can guess some of your real names... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julietta Posted June 26, 2003 Author Share Posted June 26, 2003 "Zippy PizzaTush" from now on please...... That's a classic Let calm be widespread May the sea glisten like greenstone And the shimmer of summer Dance across your pathway "Communication is a two way thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilettos Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 Donkey Chicken-Shorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julietta Posted June 26, 2003 Author Share Posted June 26, 2003 Not very romantic that one Let calm be widespread May the sea glisten like greenstone And the shimmer of summer Dance across your pathway "Communication is a two way thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calv Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 Hi from Boobie Picklebuns aka Calv Do your own thing. Don't be a victim of conformity. Calv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCinHeels Posted June 28, 2003 Share Posted June 28, 2003 a dear friend of mine is boobie bubblelips the fastest way to this man's heart is with nice legs in high heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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