tightsnheels

Broccoli in a spray can might be just the thing to help start cold auto motors in freezing weather

Also thought a good idea would be to make the handle of the spork into a knife. 3 utensils in one, and a hand full of crappy food to boot. Hahaha

Jen

If going into wind energy heels may not be a good choice when climbing windmills.

That's all the advice I am qualified to give but trust me a pair of steel shanked work boots are best on ladders.

T&H

Since this is the thread about nothing I shall choose to vent a thought; you always here about the greatest inventions of some time frame but seldom the worst, I hereby nominate the "Spork' as the absolute worst invention ever. As it is neither a spoon or a fork it does neither job well or at all, and yet cheap food establishments continue to issue them, is this a commentary on their food? You can imagine the executive board meeting on this one.

Someone from product research: "I say with this new deep fried Goulash Surprise people are going to need some sort of appliance to eat it with."

Someone from interior space management: "Oh no what shall we do? We only have an area the size of a cracker box to put anything in with all the promotional items we have posted everywhere."

Marketing rep: "We can't use that space that's where we are going to display the Goulash Surprise!"

Representative of upper management: "People, people let's not get too worked up we'll just supply them with sporks, after all they are just as good as the over processed stuff we're trying to pass off as food."

As I said it just might be someone's commentary on the edible food like substance that these places are passing off.

T&H

2011? Hey there cowboy, Slow down. It is still only 2009 and I do not need to be getting any older any faster.

I do agree that I could use a little "growing up", hahahaha, that aint going to happen. In fact i think I am regressing.

Ciao, Jen

You think your regressing, I've been told I am! I guess it's from spending time with a large bunch of teenagers at marching band events. I seem to fit in with them better than their parents (they're all so old!) Most of the kids take me as being one of them which I take as a compliment. (Who says listening to modern music is a bad idea?) It also helps that I have very long hair, don't dress like someone my age, speak technology, video game, and automobile.

T&H

Patience is a virtue,

But Lust can be much more fun.

Maybe it is time for society to stop thinking in Boy/Girl, Woman/Man terms?

Maybe we need to stop putting birth genders on birth certificates?

For the sake of those who are transgendered maybe we should stop putting a person's biological sex on their drivers license?

Just some thoughts but i really think people should just grow grow up and get their heads out of their (um:unsure:) tails. A persons biological sex, sexual orientation and what they wear do not define the individual, it is what they do with their life that defines them. If people could just get past those hang-ups wouldn't the world be a better place for all?

T&H

Thanks Cookie & Xaphod my dictionary doesn't cover plonker, I guess that's what comes from being on this side of the pond. I can also see where like many words it can have a lot of different meanings depending on context.

One of the things I love about this forum is the many differant words that people use then having to look them up, I feel it expands my vocabulary. On that I say thanks to all.

T&H

It could depend also on how you dress and how you carry yourself, because if you dress like a plonker then sure, you will be laughed out of town, but thats no different to anybody dressing lke an idiot..

I was going to say, if anybody is considering purging, how about putting all your heels in a box, post them to me and I will put them in my loft indefinately.... Then, when you realise what a mistake you have made, or want them back, you can just ship them back to yourself, instead of wasting money on purchasing more shoes/boots....???

1st Could I please get a definition of "plonker" I consider myself reasonably attuned to the English language but speaking the American dialect I have not had a chance to acquaint myself with this term.

2nd I hope you have a mighty big loft.