JohnCinheels

thirsty

I knew I was forgetting something! Do sweatpants go OK with black leather thighboots?

ROFLMAO! I thought you were going to wear either the black or white shiny spandex leggings

I'm not the least bit surprised by roniheels forgetting to put on pants in his excitement of our petitioning!

ghostbusters

my toes are usually painted and for the last month ive had a fairly long set of gel nails in a french manicure on my fingers

knots

35 years,4 months or roughly 310,000 hours

Vogons

twinkies

roniheels and i are going to be taking a petition around the world to outlaw spoons and forks from use in public restaurants. The petition is designed to save the natural resources used in the making of them by instead making sporks. Of course roniheels and i will be wearing black leather 5" heeled thigh high boots while petitioning

i refuse to take credit for the building of such vehicle, i merely provided a large portion of the funding needed to pay for it. Demoniaplatforms was responsible for the design and us the current owner of it.

Roniheels was hypnotized to cluck like a chicken whenever a phone rings and to bark like a dog when someone rings his doorbell. Both of these were done to him by diablo while roniheels was training diablo's pet hamster to be an officer in roniheels ninja hamster army.

roniheels weapon of choice for hunting ostrich and peacock is a lead shot filled rubber chicken that he swings like a club.

roniheels used to be deathly afraid of ostriches. Now he and I hunt them in camouflage thigh boots with 5 inch heels

roniheels is secretly training an army of ninja hamsters that hes plotting to take over the world with. All the people of the world must either wear 4 inch or higher heels or be killed by his ninja hamster army.

demoniaplatforms is designing all spandex uniforms for the laundromat employees to wear while working. he has yet to show anyone his design ideas.

Roniheels is going to manage all the laundromats and make a policy that all clients using the machines there can not be on the property unless they are wearing 4 inch or higher stiletto heels

skirtsandhose isnt a person but a pile of laundry

bacon cheeseburger

Roniheels drank all my coffee!

an elf a dwarf and an orc walk into a tavern together, the dwarf asks the barkeep "do you serve dwarves here?" the barkeep says "yep"the dwarf goes and sits at a table. The elf asks the barkeep" do you serve elves here?" barkeep says "yep" so the elf goes and sits with the dwarf, finally the orc asks "do you serve orcs here?" the barkeep yells "HELL NO, EVEN DRAGONS WONT EAT ORCS!"

demoniaplatforms has begun working on the worlds largest duct tape sculpture. A 100 foot tall pair of platform boots to perfectly match the ones in his avatar

Roniheels is going to be a special guest referree at the 2011 rosebowl wearing ballet heels with the rest of his ref uniform

the era of time jmc was referring to is a myth. jmc is delusional and probably thinks ronald reagan is still president

Roniheels is planning on running in the New York, Boston and Chicago marathons in just pink running shorts and matching 5 in heeled ankle boots