JohnCinheels

bacon triple cheeseburger?

whatcha lookin at?

roniheels is still working on perfecting inside out peanut butter cup with the peanut butter on the outside and chocolate in the middle

no it's not

broke *one word explanation of not in my budget*

repair

i recently discovered that my gf's jeans fit me rather well and she loved how my jeans looked on her

according to who?

i take no credit for CRabbit coating the seats in the auditorium in peanut butter made to look like normal upholstery. /te fact that secuirty ther was bound in ballet boots and matching armbinders wasnt my idea either.

governor of the state of confusion.

roniheels is trying to train squirrels to deliver his christmas packages for him in red knee high ballet boots.

futterwacken

flaunt

speaking of those red patent leather thigh boots, i want those and my coffee maker back roni!

define too old...

Roniheels personally delivered my bagel this morning but forgot the coffee and brought me cream cheese instead of peanut butter for my bagel.

I'd have to practice walking in ballet heels but I'm confident I can do it!

4 months and 13 hours shy of 35

I cant take full credit on the skirts, I had some extra fabric leftover from having a great kilt made and my ex gf thought it would make a cute skirt if there was more of it. Roniheels liked the idea of a bagel deliver service and the 2 ideas just ran away together!

I need tequila

Roniheels is starting the worlds first door to door bagel delivery service. his employees will be in 5" heels and pleated schoolgirl skirts

Spikesmike- I have nothing against fancy dress, I just vastly prefer 80's hair metal to the spice girls! Besides, I've already converted about 3% of my music library to klingon. War Pigs by Black Sabbath sounds amazing in Klingon!

I never agreed to do spice girls! I thought the agreement was to do 80's hair metal in Klingon!

Roniheels's exhibit was so popular I contacted the smithsonian and am working out a deal to have it moved there.

edge