Notting to it, Just for fun :)

[FreeMannWorld]

How to discover that your man is cross dresser • He has a HUGE box of clothes hidden in the garage. • He keeps the pink sunglasses you found at the beach. • Your husband doesn't mind holding your purse for you while you shop. • Buys Fredrick of Hollywood stock to get the annual report. • He packs his own bags for business trips - and takes a suitcase where an overnight bag would suffice. • His eyebrows have a better arch than yours do. • He has both ears pierced "by accident"! • He seems to *really* enjoy going to costume parties. • You seem to be going through more Make-up than usual. • He is on Hanes Outlet's Preferred Customer List • You come home and notice his lips are redder than usual. • He prefers Secret deodorant to Right Guard. • He has more silky underwear than you do. . . . • Your husband seems to know more about makeup than you do. • Your husband asks you a lot of questions about fashion. • Your husband likes to browse through women's shops with you. • Your husband likes to watch female impersonators on the talk shows. • Your husband doesn't mind you taking your time to get ready. • Your husband watches you intently as you get ready. • Your husband's fingernails are well manicured. • Your husband knows more about skin care than anyone you know. • Your husband likes to fix your hair. • Your husband denies wanting to wear women's clothes. • Your underwear seems stretched out. • It appears as if someone has rummaged through your things. • Your husband likes to get chatty and share experiences. • Your husband looks at a voluptuous beautiful girl and comments on her shoes. • Your husband is catty about other women and what they are wearing. • Your husband takes you to see "The Bird Cage", "Queen of the Desert", "Tootsies", or to female impersonator shows. Or if you own these videos. • Your husband is able to accessorize you. • Your husband doesn't have a problem buying you items that are exclusively for women while you are not with him. • Your husband finds excuses to shave his legs. • He "mistakenlingly" buys you women's clothes that are actually his size and never gets around to returning them. • Your husband stays on internet chats all night as “Darla”. • Your husband takes longer to get ready than you do. • You catch your husband looking at women's magazines, or has a subscription to Victoria's Secret in his name. • Your husband has mangled fingernails where he has removed glue-on nail tips. Benefits: 1.He won't mind waiting on you or your girlfriends and he won't forget to curtsey. 2.If you need a slip for that new dress you bought and he happens to have the perfect one, and lets you borrow it. 3.You can switch off wearing the high heels while on a long shopping spree. 4.A man in a dress makes a good cook. 5.He loves to smell perfume and will give you an honest opinion. 6.You can test a new shade of lipstick on him. 7.If you purchase something for your home, it won't be too feminine. 8.At least the toilet seat will be down. 9.He is a lot easier to buy gifts for. 10.He knows just the right way to make love, takes his time and knows just what makes you tick! 11.He will understand much better that the best thing a girl can have when she feels down is new clothes 12.If he buy's you clothes, you know he sizes them right 13.You can take him to the hair salon with you and he will sit quietly while you both get your hair done and he will never complain. In fact he will thank you. 14.The only time he will ever care if you wear curlers to bed is if he has to wear the oversized rollers. 15.He understands why you don't care for spending 8 hours a day in pantyhose and high heels 16.Never complains about leaving delicate underwear out to dry 17.You have a girlfriend who doesn't get PMS. 18.He will not only shop with you but pay the bill as well! 19.He knows how to handle delicates when he does the laundry 20.Satin and velvet are more snugly than denim and wool. 21.He understands the need for quality cosmetics. 22.You have even more excuses to go shopping, and he will even carry the bags. 23.You can borrow his jewellery, clothes & makeup. 24.He understands why you go through so many pairs of stockings. 25.He no longer expect you to get ready for a night on the town in 15 minutes or less. 26.The world needs more feminists in lipstick. 27.You can take the Cosmo quizzes together. 28.You can ask him how an outfit looks, and get an intelligent response. 29.His new friends don't spend all day watching football. 30.He knows to walk slow when you're wearing heels. 31.If he says "Hon, you look nice." you know he really means it. 32.He can spot makeup smudges better than any other guy. 33.He's like having a live in cosmetologist 34.He loves to go shopping with you and watch you try on clothes 35.He knows how to treat a lady with care, sensitivity and respect 36.He's a girl friend that will stick around and won't flake out on you or stab you in the back 37.He loves to dress up and have long chat sessions 38.You can have a threesome without adding another partner 39.If you've ever been bi-curious you can experiment a little 40.You know one of you will have a tissue with you when you need it 41.Dress him up in a French Maid's Uniform and you have a house cleaner for the day

[shyguy]

hmmm I'll run this by mrs shyguy and post her replies for you.

[Dr. Shoe]

Its all true, especially borrowing make-up. My daughter can't keep her hands off mine!!!! Tara XXX