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Hi Dawn. So did you actually meet Willy Wonka? )

The reason I am unsure if its a victory or not is because its a million miles away from acceptance. I suppose its a legal victory but I have done little for the transgender movement. I'm sure if I had actually been a transexual, the outcome would have been the same. Jon

I remember when I started wearing skirts to work. The guys objected to using the same toilet as them, as did the girls. The unions supported me and had the company build me my own toilet. I don't know if its a victory or not. Cheers Jon

I'm another huge Crusher fan!! I do prefer Troy though. I thought Troy's character was weak but her makeup was awesome.

I have found them too on a German site. €50 and only size EU39 & 40.

http://www.fuss-schuhe.de/high-heels-shop.html

Thanks for that site!!

I could spend all day on there just window shopping!!

They don't do a UK. mens 10 though

God knows!!!

I'v been scouring the net for them all day.

I can imagine them being expesive.

Nike will probably make them out of unicorn fur to keep the price up.

Found them

Jon

I think these are what we are talking about!!

http://us.st11.yimg.com/I/mydivascloset_1932_78820462

I would go for a third mortgage for them!!

This is a fascinating discovery that well educated people tend to be taller.

Your discovery has lead me to do some research of my own. Having studied Star Wars frame by frame by using the stop button on my DVD, I can see no trace of Ewok’s wearing stilettos.

I now intend to expand my research to include Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory and yes, even the crap Johnny Depp version. The jury is still out but I don’t expect to find any high heeled Oompa loompa’s.

I will keep us all posted on my findings.

Jon

Not much luck on high heeled Oompa Loompa's, but I did find this rare picture of a high heeled Ewok trying to shove a pole up an Oompa Loompa's nose!!

Name: Jon

Age: 46

Gender: Male

Location: Manchester UK

Occupation: IT

Height: 5"11

Weight: 15 stones

Shoe size: 10 (uk)

What's your favourite heel style: Stiletto

What's your favourite shoe style: Any, probably courts

Do you wear your heels outside: Yes

What is:

(a) Your favourite heel height: 4"

( Your highest heel height: 6"

How often do you wear:

(a) Your favourite heel height: Often

( Your highest heel height: Rarely - far too painful for traipsing round Manchester

Do you wear socks, hose, stockings or bare feet with your shoes: Stockings or tights - mostley fishnets

Anything else you wish to add: I'm going for the Eddie Izzard look - It seems to be working

Thanks Chris. Don't forget that its you that made the first steps through the fron door. You don't have to thank me for your courage!! Jon

Dang - I have GOT to hang out with you as I'm much better looking yet you seem to know the crowd which accepts men, heels, and skirts.

Of course your better looking than me, your German!! A naturallly good looking race.

How come you got to work with the Beach Boys? I'm really impressed by that!!!!

Jon

Jon - can you persuade Sissy to design some *long* skirts for men? I'd happily pay Midas' prices if they had any designs I actually *liked*! Maybe I should just drop in on them, given that we're all in the same town.

I'll ask her.

I find Midas to be pricey enough without asking her to make bespoke garments.

I'll ask her )

Jon

I love wearing skirts!!

Here is me wearing one when out on the town with Sissy from Big Brother 4.

She designs for Midas clothing which is another site that designs skirts for men.

It will soon be a male item of clothing, but then again, I don't care if its not.

Jon

Congratulations!

Be cautious. Please realize that the fact your wife brought this up may indicate that she has fetishes of her own that she'd like to explore.

LOL

You may end up being tied to the bed, covered in peanut butter whilst your wife is off with a circus trapeez act from Hong Kong.

I hate it when that happens.

Jon

Top story Chris. It's true, heels are part of what makes you who you are now. Is the next step wearing them to work? Jon

Why does Chris get dibs on the teacher with her own teeth?

Wah...

Not only does she have her own teeth, but they are all pointing in the correct direction!! -

Don't worry Chris! She has given me loads of clothes and stuff

Jon

As long as you're playing matchmaker...

I am indeed

She's an English teacher with her own teeth and everything.

Erm... any chance of amending that to "his cousin and HER boyfriend" people might get the wrong idea!

Chris!!!

Believe me, the world and his dog can tell your not gay at a glance!!

In fact I may have someone in mind for you

Watch this space.

Jon

I had a great night out it the Thatched House in Stockport on Saturday!

I was playing a gig and wore Black Skirt, fishnets with 4” heels boots

At the start of the evening I was getting a couple of quizzical looks from a gang of Hells Angels. I went over to them and started to take the piss out of them before they started on me, had a laugh and started ranting on about Harley Davidson’s with them for a while.

They left and Howard H from http://www.skirtcafe.org arrived, who I had never met before. He was in a black leather mini with fishnets. He turned out to be a nice guy and has great taste in beer.

Then chris100575 turned up with his cousin and boyfriend; again, wonderful people!!

Chris’s cousin is VERY tasty!! It’s a pity she’s going out with a 12 dan. Ninja death warrior., or I may have tried my luck. ) (Only joking Chris)

Chris looked ace in his New Rocks, he always carries it off though, probably because its getting second nature for him!

The gig went well which surprised me as I was drunk as a skunk by the time I got on stage!! In fact I went on stage with 4 synths and forgot to play 2 of them!!

At the end of the evening, the landlady was pouring pints of Stella down my gullet until 3:45 am as an experiment to see if I could still walk in stilettos with my brain pickled in a vat of alcohol! – I could.

Twaz a good night

Jon

VERY nice Have you been out in them yet?

Questions for Linsay

Q: What do yolu use when you have run out of tipex?

A: Macleans

Q: How long do you think is John Mcriric nasal hair?

A: Knee length

Q: How tall was Anne Boleyn's coffin?

A: Shoulder length

Q: How do you prepare your christmas turkey? Plucked or shaved?

A:Plucked

Q: Where is my tattoo of Ghandi?

A: On my thumb

Q: What colour are my bedsheets?

A: Mostly black

Q: How would you describe the boxing match between Hagler and Leonard?

A: Classical

Q: Do you like being punched in the face?

A: Not really

Q: Santa Clause?

A: Non-believer

Q: Do you like bathing in Hienz baked beans?

A: All the time

Q: Any other brand of baked beans?

A: Never

Q: What is your prefered length of sausage?

A: 3 to 4 inches

Q: When robbing banks; do you cover your face in jam or pantyhose?

A: Pantyhose

Q: Ever robbed a bank with just jam covering your face?

A: Once, and never again

Q: Have you ever tried the electric chair?

A: I loved it

Q: What do you think would happen in a room full of chimps and machine guns?

A: I prefer to just watch

Q: Do you think George Bush will ever win the Nobel peace prize?

A: Probably not

Q: When will the viewers of "Lost" ever wize up and switch it off?

A: Within my life-time

Q: What do you think about being mauled by a polar bear?

A: It doesn't bother me

and last, but not least:

Q: What is the best way to keep mushrooms

A: In the dark.

Now all we need are some polls to fit these answers

Will these questions do for you Lindsay

I should do that.

I only wear heels if I am going out, and only if I know where I'm going.

Even playing my own gigs is a pain as you have seen the amount of gear we have, and the rest of the band have usually buggered off when its time to load up at the end of the night.

The only downside to wearing them round the house is the false sense of tolerance you get. Traipsing around on carpet is a different animal to the high street.

It’s good advice though and I will certainly give it a go.

Cheers for the plan of attack

Jon

I love wearing heels, I like how they look, how they make me walk differently in fact the whole package.

The problem is, if I am being dragged all over the city from pub to pub my feet hurt to such a point that it ruins my night.

Is it a matter of getting used to the pain or does the pain just go away.

If I could have an operation to cut the nerve endings off in my feet, I would gladly have it.

Cheers

Jon

I like both looks. Are you wearing a skirt in the first one? You pull it very nicley indeed, well done. Jon

I must have just missed you.

I was in the Salisbury towards the end of the night.

I had my knee length black skirt with fishnets and flat boots as I was being dragged all round Manchester.

I had more comments about my nails than anything else, In fact, I only was commented on my nails

I know what Chris says about being dissapointed when people don't notice! It used to take some curage to go out in heels or a skirt, so when people don't notice its hardly worth the effort of putting them on in the first place.

More-so with heels, as it can ruin your night with the pain involved.

Jon