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I should be angry at you Laurie, when you promised to let me know as soon as you got them. I cant let you off with out a though. But hey its Xmas and it is difficult being angry at Xmas time. Any way how could I be angry at our very own Goddess. Am glad they fit well and I'm looking forward to hearing about your field trip in them. I hope that isnt too far away. I hope you have a wonderful, wonderful day today, Xmas day, so good you cant get rid of that smile. Best wishes Jeff

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If at all it is considered fetish wear then it can only be fetish for that person making the claim. They cannot claim it is fetish wear for any one else least of all on my behalf. A leather outfit like the one Anne Louise mentioned is smart and elegant atire, suitable for going shopping in, suitable for a dinner date and suitable to wear to the office for work. And it is made all the more elegant by a pair of high stiletto heels Fetish really doesnt enter into the equation. Jeff

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Hi Loswabs If you read all the posts that have been made here on this subject I am sure you will find the number one rule is talk to your gf first. Its up to you of course but if you tell her what and why you would like her to wear she may just go alone with it. Trying to force her by guilt, (buying shoes that you expect her to wear) or pressure (asking "why dont you wear your high heels") is not likely to be successful. So my recommendation is to talk first. Jeff

I certainly remember you Pheels. Its good to hear from you again after so long a time. I'd like to thank you for the contribution to made to Jenny's site and to all the members. I hope you are back with us again not just a flying visit. But which ever Merry Xmas to you. JeffM

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You're right Firefox. I was thinking along these lines when I said it. 31 Australians have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Australians have died in the last 3 years by eating Christmas decorations they believed were chocolate. Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling incidents. 101 Australians since 1997 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Australians had serious burns in 1998 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Australians were admitted to casualty in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth or eye socket. 5 Australians were injured last year in accidents involving out of control scalectric cars. 3 Australians die each year testing if a 9V battery works on their tongue. 142 Australians were injured in 1998 by not removing all the pins from new shirts. 58 Australians are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. And finally: 8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep (passing out) while throwing up into the toilet. Do you think that would be any worse? Jeff

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Not exactly political correctness but bureaucracy job justification. From Readers Digest My husband died 6 months ago. He recently received a letter saying he was required for jury duty. I replied telling them he had died 6 months ago. They replied saying that after due consideration they had removed him from the jury list and that he should not receive any more mail from them unless he changed his name or his address. Apparently there is life after death. Jeff

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (Presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only" in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue... (Won't touch that one.) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the government pay for this research??) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too) ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton. ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you think they have bad breath?)

Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was : Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world? The survey was a failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't now what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant. Just goes to show Aussies and Kiwis should be the world leaders

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