A Real Man

[Magickman]

"You have to be a real man, to wear boots like that," declared Connie. a girl at the singles dance. She was staring at my hoochie boots, the black knee highs, with the impossibly tall heels. "I think they are sexy," she added. I danced with Connie for quite a while, insofar as you can call my "white guy shuffle" dancing. She had to leave the dance early, because she had a Sunday school class to teach in the morning. She was counting my ear piercings, also, but came up short of the real total. "Do you have any other piercings?" she asked, "Like maybe a Prince Albert?" I admitted that I didn't know what that was. She stammered. Later, I looked it up on Google, complete with pictures. That Connie had a dirty mind. And a Sunday school teacher at that. She was but one of several girls, Who I danced with. They all liked my heels. One other woman, though, was apparently overcome with the percieved sexual ambiguity. "Do you swing both ways?" she asked. "No," I told her, "but I am wearing thong underwear."

[Dawn HH]

Magickman:-) At least Connie got it right. You do have to be a real man to wear those boots. Keep us posted on your adventures. Cheers--- Dawn HH

[Shafted]

What DawnHH said! Way to go. BTW: you might want to delete your redundant post before two separate threads get going. When it comes to posting, patience is a virtue sometimes. When you type out your post copy it to your clipboard that way if the page times out you haven't lost anything. Hitting the submit button more than once can lead to redundant postings.

[Zero]

Hehe nice experience. Any way I don't want to push it but I actually wonder about the picture of your boots. If it already exists in a different topic then I will search it up. Otherwise, would you like to post it? ^^

[Magickman]

For Zero, here is the link to my infamous hoochie boots.

http://www.zappos.com/n/p/p/7218067.html

For Shafted, my computer became constipated.

For Kneehighs, the women are mostly 45 to 55 years old.

And to Dawn, thanks for your comments.

[Shafted]

Trust me Magickman, it wasn't your computer and the fact that it hung on me at the same time that you posted proves it's the web server hosting hhplace.

[Zero]

For Zero, here is the link to my infamous hoochie boots.

http://www.zappos.com/n/p/p/7218067.html

For Shafted, my computer became constipated.

For Kneehighs, the women are mostly 45 to 55 years old.

And to Dawn, thanks for your comments.

*drools* I wish I had those boots. They fit nicely within gothic scenes as well... mostly medival goths wear these (ladies that is) with extreme mysteriously looking dresses (from black to purple and some times dark red) We call that Antiquity Goth.

Anyway I have set a new quest to get the boots you posted. Thanks Magickman

[Magickman]

Mr. Zero, Get thee to Ninewest.com. My hoochie boot style (Koolbreeze) is now on sale, marked down from $199.99 to a reduced price of only $79.99. Great deal!

[bluetango]

The home page for NineWest.com is interesting. It is fun to speculate about the photo prominently displayed there and here:

An obviously male person studying a shoe!

He's thinking, "I wonder if they have this in a 12."

[slaveforheels]

those boots are lookign nice, sounds like you had a great night.

[Guest]

I thought about that to myself some time ago, what is "a real man"? Is a real man always Macho? Does a real man have to be tall? Does a real man never cry? Does a real man have to have a lot of money? I could add a real man doesn't wear high heels. I remember seeing a movie where it's the Army and a Sargeant shouts out at his training crew and says "I'm here to make real men out of you". Yikes, what does that mean? I thought I was already a real man. All these things are just stereotypical images of a man but these rules aren't written in stone.