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To everyone! Happy holidays! I wish you and your families a healthy, prosperous New Year. All my best, Jen

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Ya know. My black standards are done. They have provided years of service but alas, they have become weary and worn. I am patiently waiting for them to be restocked. If any one from Sexy Shoes is reading this, when will you have Style 4211, Size 7.5, Black restocked? I am waiiiiiting......... Yours Truly, Patient yet not endlessly patient Jen

Holy Crap! January is already half over. Tax time!!!! Jen

Good Monday morning all! Jen

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Very appropriate. Went to the first unread post in this thread this morning and apparently I have read the whole thread, funny I do not remember reading it...... Now to find my cup of coffee, it was just here somewhere. Jen

Does everyone have their New Years shoes picked out? Why not let us all know. TTTJ Two Thousand and Ten Jen

Love them! Jen

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE!!!! Jen Claus

Zurich Towers on Meacham, Near Woodfield Road and Lake Forest. Crippity Crappity Crapola.

Today I realized that I hate, no, more than hate, I LOATHE Chicago rush hour traffic. I will say, my record time for a slow commute home was 2 years ago. Ready for this? Drum Roll Please.............. 3 Hours and 21 minutes - Total distance covered 29.7 miles. Welcome to the big city. Loathing Jen

Can I please get a Cosmo Jen?

Of course, my pleasure.

JohnC has the idea, it is all a state of mind. Would you like those Vodka Tonics to be doubles, my darlings? Jen

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Come on over to the dark side. We have an open bar and heels are mandatory. Dark Side Jen

Thank you so very much. Merry Christmas to you and to everyone, may the New Year bring health and prosperity to all. Jen J.

Since this is the thread about nothing I shall choose to vent a thought; you always here about the greatest inventions of some time frame but seldom the worst, I hereby nominate the "Spork' as the absolute worst invention ever. As it is neither a spoon or a fork it does neither job well or at all, and yet cheap food establishments continue to issue them, is this a commentary on their food? You can imagine the executive board meeting on this one.

Someone from product research: "I say with this new deep fried Goulash Surprise people are going to need some sort of appliance to eat it with."

Someone from interior space management: "Oh no what shall we do? We only have an area the size of a cracker box to put anything in with all the promotional items we have posted everywhere."

Marketing rep: "We can't use that space that's where we are going to display the Goulash Surprise!"

Representative of upper management: "People, people let's not get too worked up we'll just supply them with sporks, after all they are just as good as the over processed stuff we're trying to pass off as food."

As I said it just might be someone's commentary on the edible food like substance that these places are passing off.

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Also thought a good idea would be to make the handle of the spork into a knife. 3 utensils in one, and a hand full of crappy food to boot. Hahaha

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To add to the spork vent. My son and I came up with vegetables in a spray can. Same as Easy Cheese, except, salad, broccoli, cole slaw. I am sure that it would be a big seller. No more cutting and chopping. Just spray it on your plate and instant salad. Yuck!!! Jen

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Hi all, I am looking for advice on a new career. Can you please see "The thread about Nothing" in the general chit chat forum. Of course when you have time. There are far more viewers here than there. And just to keep it Heel related also. My neighbor which I have known for 30 years, who is about 20 years older than me, commented on my black 5" pumps the other day and the promptly went out and bought a pair. She said that we will have matching shoes while walking the dogs. One more acceptance story and hopefully this will continue for all of us. Thanks, Jen J.