Ninanoora Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Dr. Shoe will feature in next highly anticipated 22th bond movie, the quantum of solace. The latest hollywood rumours tell that the character played by Dr. Shoe (unknown), will be the next world class villain in latest bond movie. A cunning mastermind, behind the secret terrorist organization known as "solace", the fashion police. No single celebrity is safe no more. So it's once again time to call to Mr. Bond, always fashionable and ready to take action against the wrong doers. Expect nothing more than full packed action and to be shaken and stirred. "Even when I'm a mess, I put on a vest... with an S on my chest, oh yes.. I'm a Superwoman.. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphax Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 ninanoora was separated at birth from Linda Evangelista. And she's the good twin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 alphax was Lynda Carters stunt double in the television series Wonder Woman made in the mid 70's He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 Shyguy has an embarrassing birthmark. that's why he always wears hats. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Dr. Shoe was born with an elephants trunk instead of a nose. After several surgical procedures he is now happy to be seen in public. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euchrid Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Shyguy played one of the Oompa-Loompas in the original version of Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. Unfortunately, he has never been able to completely wash off the orange face paint. Always High-Heel Responsibly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 euchrid has a stutter which he cleverly disguises by singing, rather than speaking, to people. This might be quite an entertaining attribute, but for the fact he's 'tone' deaf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Fastfreddy2 performed in drag last month at the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville, Tennessee as country music sensation Lollie Haystacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 Roniheels was abducted by aliens who rejected him because he was too old, fat and ugly for their needs. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Dr Shoe used to be a pilot for EasyJet but was fired. The company considered 6 inch heels were a safety hazard and he refused to stop wearing them to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Fastfreddy2 will no longer be contributing to this thread as he has realised it's not big or clever to tell lies about other people. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 Shyguy is currently knitting a vest from hair shorn from his chest legs and arms... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Dr. Shoe was the inspiration for the nursery rhyme "The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe" as he used to live in a giant sandal of his own design. He moved out during the first rain storm as the water poured between the straps. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphax Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Shyguy is the living avatar of the God of Pancakes. Wherever in the world people cry out in their need for pancakes, he is there to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Alphax was recently cast as the next big action hero in a graphic crime drama movie, but he was quickly fired when he showed up on the set wearing 7" stiletto high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 roniheels will be on the front cover of next months Vogue magazine. Sadly, the Borneo Edition, so few of us here will get to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Fastfreddy has inside information on the Borneo edition of Vogue as he is the editor He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euchrid Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 shyguy is a massive Star Wars fan. He owns a genuine Darth Vader costume & he polishes his helmet every weekend whilst thinking about C3PO! <fnar fnar> Always High-Heel Responsibly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Euchrid writes for Viz magazine since his days as a writer for Benny Hill, and the Carry on movies finished. (for those outside the UK Viz is an Adult comic: http://www.viz.co.uk/ ) He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 Shyguy stunt-doubled for Danny DeVito in "Twins". Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 I was playing opposite stilettoscot doubling for Arnie. He was a few inches short and had to wear heels to make up for it, he eventually got fired when all the heels on set went missing only to be found in his trailer. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 12, 2008 Share Posted June 12, 2008 In 1937, shyguy signed up for the Kamakazi Divison of the RAF. Like all great Brit ideas, it got shelved 5 years before it got to be useful. Fortunately for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Next week, Fastfreddie2 will be featured in the death cage match against Bruno the Assassin in the featured event of Ultimate Deathmatch Fighters. To tease Bruno, Fastfreddie2 will be wearing 6" pink patent leather stiletto high heels into the cage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Next week, Fastfreddie2 will be featured in the death cage match against Bruno the Assassin in the featured event of Ultimate Deathmatch Fighters. To tease Bruno, Fastfreddie2 will be wearing 6" pink patent leather stiletto high heels into the cage. Black fishnets, too? (how about the little pink skirt? ...I've seen him wear this in the ring before.) Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Bubba was my cellmate in prison. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Stilettoscot will be on television next week in the new summer series "Circus of the Common Man." Scott will be tight-rope walking in a thong and 7" stiletto high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stilettoscot Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Roni forgot to mention the tu-tu I'll be wearing. Walking in ultra-highs because it's exciting...and it is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted June 13, 2008 Author Share Posted June 13, 2008 Stilettoscot is actually an educated chimp. Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy2 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Dr Shoe has a part-time job in a circus with an axe-throwing act. Not for the first time this year, the act is looking for another person to be strapped onto the rotating wheel while Dr Shoe throws axes in their direction. In case anyone here was thinking of applying, be mindful the position does not carry medical insurance cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Fastfreddy2 found this site due to poor spelling when searching for "Male Healers" to help with his athletes foot. Once here he saw the male heelers and decided to try it for himself, wearing open sandals with stiletto heels helped his athletes foot, and he never looked back. He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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