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Shyguy just returned from a ski trip with Lindsey Lohan and Britiny Spears.

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Roniheels should know as "she" was the hostess on th flight back.

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Dr. Shoe was the first choice to play Mr. Pink in the film Reservoir Dogs but lost the role when he turned up in a pink ballerina costume with matching heels.

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Shyguy absolutely loves Karaoki. Only trouble is, he always performs the same song - "Shaddup You Face" by Joe Dolce.

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Euchrid just recently appeared as the guest patient in the T.V. series "House" with fellow Englishman Hugh Laurie.

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Roniheels is tipped to play Davros in an upcoming episode of Dr Who.

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Dr. Shoe would know as he is writer, executive producer, casting agent and canteen staff as well as playing Dalek twins in the same episode

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And Shyguy is directing it. It will also feature the famous "Milton Keynes Dalek Duo".

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Dr. Shoes alter ego, Tara, is shortlisted to be Dr. Whos next assistant, although the shows producers fear she may upstage David Tennant.

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Shyguy has been cast in the title role in the new BBC T.V. series, "Sherlock Holmes in the 21st Century."

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Roniheels once worked as Ivana trump's personal maid but his cover was blown when she went to specsavers and got a pair of varifocals.

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Dr. Shoe is shoe advisor to Gwyneth Paltroe, and gets her cast off shoes when she is finished with them.

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Oooh now how I wish! Shyguy works as a binman for Leeds City council and commutes from Milton Keynes daily by hovercraft.

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Dr Shoe has, after much legal wrangling through the courts, secured a dual gender passport. This means he can travel as Dr. Alvin Shoe or Tara Rah-BoomDeAye

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As a former Air Force jet pilot, Shyguy, with approved permisions from all parties involved, flew a new prototype supersonic jet while dressed as Mary Poppins.

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Roniheels is a Jack Russell trapped inside the body of a man.

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On his recent visit to New York City, Dr. Shoe was given the oportunity to perform at Radio City Music Hall with the Rockettes.

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roniheels still has a set of keys to 10 Downing street after staying there overnight as a guest of Tony Blair 5 years ago.

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Shyguy is really an investigative reporter for an underground newspaper who broke the story that United States President George W. Bush loves to dress in high heels and stroll through the Rose Garden while wearing them.

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roniheels likes to have a weekly bath in warm baked beans. Not only does it keep him looking young, but stops him getting hungry for the 2 hours he's in the bath. :thumbsup:

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Freddy is the Uk's tallest man at 8'2.25". However, he only weighs 12 stone.

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Dr. Shoe runs a nightclass for adults on how to draw cartoon characters

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Shyguy doesn't use a parachute when skydiving. He just steps out of the plane onto his heels.

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Alphax once walked across the the Himalayas in stilettos as he'd heard there was a shoe sale on.

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Shyguy auditioned for this years Big Brother but he was rejected coz Davina McCall thought he looked "a bit shifty".

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fastfreddy2 owns the worlds biggest model railway layout. It is a full size replica of the whole England rail network and runs alongside the real tracks.

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Fastfreddy2 just recently performed "Swan Lake" at the Albert Hall while wearing ballet boots with 8" heels.

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Roniheels once owned a petfood factory near San Diego. he went out of business because most pet owners were put off by his choice of flavours. Skunk and Liver didn't sell as well as expected.

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