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Dr. Shoe was the first choice to play Mr. Pink in the film Reservoir Dogs but lost the role when he turned up in a pink ballerina costume with matching heels.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Dr. Shoe would know as he is writer, executive producer, casting agent and canteen staff as well as playing Dalek twins in the same episode

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Dr. Shoes alter ego, Tara, is shortlisted to be Dr. Whos next assistant, although the shows producers fear she may upstage David Tennant.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Roniheels once worked as Ivana trump's personal maid but his cover was blown when she went to specsavers and got a pair of varifocals.

Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.

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Dr. Shoe is shoe advisor to Gwyneth Paltroe, and gets her cast off shoes when she is finished with them.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Oooh now how I wish! Shyguy works as a binman for Leeds City council and commutes from Milton Keynes daily by hovercraft.

Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.

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Dr Shoe has, after much legal wrangling through the courts, secured a dual gender passport. This means he can travel as Dr. Alvin Shoe or Tara Rah-BoomDeAye

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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roniheels still has a set of keys to 10 Downing street after staying there overnight as a guest of Tony Blair 5 years ago.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Shyguy is really an investigative reporter for an underground newspaper who broke the story that United States President George W. Bush loves to dress in high heels and stroll through the Rose Garden while wearing them.

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Alphax once walked across the the Himalayas in stilettos as he'd heard there was a shoe sale on.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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fastfreddy2 owns the worlds biggest model railway layout. It is a full size replica of the whole England rail network and runs alongside the real tracks.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Roniheels once owned a petfood factory near San Diego. he went out of business because most pet owners were put off by his choice of flavours. Skunk and Liver didn't sell as well as expected.

Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.

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