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Dr Shoe wrote the lyrics to "Jumping Jack Flash". He traded them in on Swap Shop, receiving a partially-used tube of lip balm from a young Mick Jagger.

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Eucrid used to have an orange dog but it had to be put down when it bit an exchange traffic warden from Botswana...

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Shyguy always dresses as a Klingon when out in public. At home he dresses as Lieutenant Uhura, complete with ear-piece communicator and go-go boots --- except at bank holiday weekends when he dresses as a Californian surfer dude.

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Euchrid auditioned for the part of Catwoman in Batman Returns but turned down the role as the leather outfit made his bum look big.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Euchrid found the answer to life the universe and everything and wrote it on the back of a business card which he found in a phone box. Later, the card was washed in his trousers pocket and the secret was lost.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Shyguy is allergic to the pastry used in Ginsters pasties so he sucks the fillings out through a straw just to be on the safe side. He feeds the empty pastry cases to his next-door neighbours' pet meercat when no one is looking.

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nightwish, big up man !

Lies: rock is an outdated boring loud type of music only loved by heelwearers.....

I may have to delete this post, you're suppose to lie!

Thedesigner is just a figment of Euchrid's imagination.

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Dr. Shoe won Windsor Castle in a poker game with Prince Phillip. But to cover it up Phillip had him put in the Tower of London till he gave it back.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Dr. Shoe was originally a Madame Tussauds waxwork, but was magically brought to life by pixies

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Euchrid has a massive lump growing on the top of his head which he cunning disguises as a bowler hat!

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Dr. Shoe used to play the xylophone using just two cotton buds pushed up his nostrils. This promising showbiz talent was lost when he developed hayfever.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Fastfreddy2 lives in an Ikea superstore, moving from fake room to fake room to avoid discovery.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Shyguy was brought up by a family of squirnels which is a bit of a disadvantage owing to his nut allergy.

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Fastfreddy got his nickname when he didn't eat for 27 consecutive days. At the time he was known as fastingfreddy but subsequently dropped the "ing".

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Shyguy still believes the Earth is flat and the Sun still revolves around the Earth.

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Loveshiheels can hold his breath underwater for up to 20 minutes at a time. It would be a guiness world record but he won't allow anyone to watch while he performs this feat, leading some to doubt the authenticity of his claims.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Fastfreddy2 invented velcro but never patented his idea as he couldn't see any practical use other than holding on false beards.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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shyguy is Lucy Liu's alter ego on the Interweb when she wants to write about things she secretly loves like high heels and sleeping in a bathtub full of warm pasta.

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