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Dr Shoe wrote the lyrics to "Jumping Jack Flash". He traded them in on Swap Shop, receiving a partially-used tube of lip balm from a young Mick Jagger.

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Shyguy always dresses as a Klingon when out in public. At home he dresses as Lieutenant Uhura, complete with ear-piece communicator and go-go boots --- except at bank holiday weekends when he dresses as a Californian surfer dude.

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Euchrid auditioned for the part of Catwoman in Batman Returns but turned down the role as the leather outfit made his bum look big.

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Euchrid found the answer to life the universe and everything and wrote it on the back of a business card which he found in a phone box. Later, the card was washed in his trousers pocket and the secret was lost.

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Shyguy is allergic to the pastry used in Ginsters pasties so he sucks the fillings out through a straw just to be on the safe side. He feeds the empty pastry cases to his next-door neighbours' pet meercat when no one is looking.

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nightwish, big up man !

Lies: rock is an outdated boring loud type of music only loved by heelwearers.....

I may have to delete this post, you're suppose to lie!

Thedesigner is just a figment of Euchrid's imagination.

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Dr. Shoe won Windsor Castle in a poker game with Prince Phillip. But to cover it up Phillip had him put in the Tower of London till he gave it back.

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As a young boy, Shyguy was teased mercilessly by a gang of chimney sweeps. To this day he refuses to watch Mary Poppins.

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Dr. Shoe used to play the xylophone using just two cotton buds pushed up his nostrils. This promising showbiz talent was lost when he developed hayfever.

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Shyguy has a tail. While known locally as 'big boy', he's left a lot of women disappointed when they found out what that 'lump' in his pocket actually was. :thumbsup:

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Fastfreddy got his nickname when he didn't eat for 27 consecutive days. At the time he was known as fastingfreddy but subsequently dropped the "ing".

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Shyguy still believes the Earth is flat and the Sun still revolves around the Earth.

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Loveshiheels can hold his breath underwater for up to 20 minutes at a time. It would be a guiness world record but he won't allow anyone to watch while he performs this feat, leading some to doubt the authenticity of his claims.

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Fastfreddy2 invented velcro but never patented his idea as he couldn't see any practical use other than holding on false beards.

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shyguy is Lucy Liu's alter ego on the Interweb when she wants to write about things she secretly loves like high heels and sleeping in a bathtub full of warm pasta.

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