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Dr Shoe lives in an orbiting space station - a bit like John Tracy in Thunderbird 5. He returns to earth once every 6 months to visit the Bluewater shoe sales.

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Euchrid was the body double for Britney Spears early pop hit videos. It was actually euchrid who did all the bad stuff too, but lets Britney take the blame

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Shyguy is Milton Keynes sole historian. Ask him nicely and he will take you on a tour of the fine old victorian buildings that grace the town.

Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.

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Dr Shoe lives in an orbiting space station - a bit like John Tracy in Thunderbird 5. He returns to earth once every 6 months to visit the Bluewater shoe sales.

That's a lie? :thumbsup::smile:

Anyway........

Dr Shoe was the original Dr Who.

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FastFreddy2 once built a full size working model of Stephensons Rocket from toilet roll centres and tin foil. Unfortunately it's maiden journey was cut short when the water in the cardboard boiler turned it to paper mache. He is now working on a space station made from old bean tins and string and hopes for it to be in orbit above Bluewater as Dr. Shoes new home by 2010.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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FastFreddy2 was almost listed in the Guiness book of records as the worlds tallest man until somebody lifted his trouser leg and saw he was wearing skyscraper heels.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Shyguy is actually a midget. He cunningly disguises the fact by wearing stilts and long trousers... People only notice his unusually short arms when it comes to his turn to buy a round....

Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects.

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Vector owns the complete collection of Bratz dolls, and buys each accessory as it appears at his local store. He was recently involved in a street brawl with a 10 year old to get his hands on the latest pair of tiny stillettos for his collection.

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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Shyguy will be busy for the next few weeks as he is in the final stages of preparation for his Olympic bid. He is representing GB in the High Jump. You cant miss him as he will be wearing the massive platforms for extra little lift.

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Alphax invented global warming when he accidentally mixed deodorant from two different cans in his left armpit

He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly

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