jim Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 PharLap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 circuit Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 semiconductors Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 AC & DC (as in alternating current and direct current) click .... click .... click .... The sensual sound of stiletto heels on a hard surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted October 10, 2004 Share Posted October 10, 2004 Metallica If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Metamucil Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjt101 Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 stomach noise Proudly standing in my patent High Heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Sprint! And a wee bit of Bush Poetry to go with your Metamusal Bubba.. They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life, If you couldn’t sprint the distance, then you really were in strife. They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly falling down, There was one in every yard, in every house, in every town. They were given many names, some were even funny, But to most of us, we knew them as the outhouse or the dunny. I’ve seen some of them all gussied up, with painted doors and all, But it really made no difference, they were just a port of call. Now my old man would take a bet, he’d lay an even pound, That you wouldn’t make the dunny with them turkeys hangin’ round. They had so many uses, these buildings out the back, You could even hide from mother, so you wouldn’t get the strap. That’s why we had good cricketers, or my name isn’t Crump, We used the pathway for the wicket and the dunny door for stumps. Now my old man would sit for hours, the smell would rot your socks, He read the daily back to front in that good old thunderbox. And if by chance that nature called sometime through the night, You always sent the dog in first, for there was no flamin’ light. And the dunny seemed to be the place where crawlies liked to hide, But never ever showed themselves until you sat inside. There was no such thing as Sorbent, no tissues there at all, Just squares of well read newspaper, a hangin’ on the wall. If you had some friendly neighbours, as neighbours sometimes are, You could sit and chat to them, if you left the door ajar. When suddenly you got the urge, and down the track you fled, Then of course the magpies were there to pick you on your head. Then the time there was a wet, the rain it never stopped, If you had an urgent call, you ran between the drops. The dunny man came twice a week, to these buildings out the back, And he would leave an extra can, if you left for him a zac. For those of you who’ve no idea what I mean by a zac, Then your too young to have ever had, a dunny out the back. For it seems today they call them the bathroom, or the loo, If you’ve never had one out the back, then I feel sorry for you. For it used to be a way of life, top race along the track, To answer natures call, at these buildings out the back. By Judy Jenkinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 A T & T (Sprint is a telephone company in the USA, just like AT&T is) click .... click .... click .... The sensual sound of stiletto heels on a hard surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjt101 Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Vodafone Proudly standing in my patent High Heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Macromedia (Say, did you hear about the Blonde that thought Toco Bell was the name of the Mexican telephone company?) Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 Micronesia Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjt101 Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Austral-Asia Proudly standing in my patent High Heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Malaysia If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Milady (Isn't that the way y'all say it? ) Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjt101 Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 wench! Proudly standing in my patent High Heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Nation Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 maid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verngentleheels Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Mansion Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjt101 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Marilyn (Manson actually) Proudly standing in my patent High Heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincat Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Monroe Women who wear heels are to be admired and appreciated for the feminine visage they create. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Monroe (James, 5th President of the United States ) Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyguy Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Monroe (Dr. Marvin Monroe in the Simpsons) He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Monroe's (an Italian restaurant in Mexborough) Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Nation Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Rose Garden (Chinese restaurant in Swinton, since we're being parochial!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Roof Rabbit.........(since we are talking Chinese restaurants) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verngentleheels Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 cellar dweller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjt101 Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 troll Proudly standing in my patent High Heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 midget Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 MG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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