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I have an illusive lodger; Who no-one ever sees; He hides my things when I need them most; Especially my keys; Just recently, this awful man; Went a bit too far; Because last night at some ungodly hour; The scoundrel moved my car! I have this invisible stranger; Living in my house; He's altered my clothes so they're far too small; He really is a louse! Of the jeans that fit me still; I'll have to tell you more: He's cut out the "30" labels and sewn in "34"! I don't know what his game is; Nor his cunning plan; All I know is one day; I'll catch this wretched man; I caught sight of him the other day; Because now he's getting bolder; I glimpsed him in a mirror and he looks just like me but older!

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I have an illusive lodger;

Who no-one ever sees;

He hides my things when I need them most;

Especially my keys;

Just recently, this awful man;

Went a bit too far;

Because last night at some ungodly hour;

The scoundrel moved my car!

I have this invisible stranger;

Living in my house;

He's altered my clothes so they're far too small;

He really is a louse!

Of the jeans that fit me still;

I'll have to tell you more:

He's cut out the "30" labels and sewn in "34"!

I don't know what his game is;

Nor his cunning plan;

All I know is one day;

I'll catch this wretched man;

I caught sight of him the other day;

Because now he's getting bolder;

I glimpsed him in a mirror and he looks just like me but older!

Dr Shoe,:wave:

so well done.

You have got it spot on.:cry1:

Muddypaws

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Very appropriate. Went to the first unread post in this thread this morning and apparently I have read the whole thread, funny I do not remember reading it...... Now to find my cup of coffee, it was just here somewhere. Jen

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