xaphod Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers Xa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielinheels Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 you forgot to make the "S" a dollar sign ($) Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sendra45 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Yep, got to smile, I am using www.opensuse.org upstairs and mac OS9.1 downstairs (going to go over to tiger when I get the cash or a disk) in the Kitchen. I have to use windows 2000 and XP in the office, what a drag. Nigel The angels have the phonebox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaphod Posted January 4, 2006 Author Share Posted January 4, 2006 Came up with another one a couple of days ago. For non-UK people, our Notional Health Service has an organisation which recommends drugs for use within the service. The organisation goes by the wonderful spin name of 'National Institute for Clinical Excellence' (nice). IMHO, NICE should really stand for Notional Institute for Cheap Ersatz ! Xa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leggman Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 My favorite acronym is BUFFET. Big Ugly Fat Farts Eating Together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 My havourite has got to be WOMAN, Would Only Make A Nagger! Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzard Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 Macintosh - Most Applications Crash... If Not, The Operating System Hangs. FIAT - Frustrated Italians Attempting Transportation (or "Fix It Again, Tony") Ford - Fix Our Rotten Designs (Dear lawyer for $large_company_of_choice, the above is posted in a spirit of humour and is not intended as defamatory. I drive a Ford and own two Macs) I've now left HHPlace. Feel free to use the means listed in my profile if you wish to contact me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musiclover Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Yep, got to smile, I am using www.opensuse.org upstairs and mac OS9.1 downstairs (going to go over to tiger when I get the cash or a disk) in the Kitchen. Nigel Don't forget to upgrade RAM, too - Tiger is memory-hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaphod Posted March 22, 2008 Author Share Posted March 22, 2008 My havourite has got to be WOMAN, Would Only Make A Nagger! In the light of the Paul Mc'Cartney / Heather Mills divorce where they were married for 4 years and the settlement was £25m. Woman is an acronym for Waste Of Money And Nerves. Xa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sendra45 Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 I think he got off lightly, considering the mess he got himself into. £25,000,000 to get shot of her was not a bad deal. okay, everybody who thought it would last, put your hands up now................ I didnt think there would be many. Women come in different shapes and sizes, to bunch tham all together is unfair. But Heather is a fruitcake, thats for sure. Nigel The angels have the phonebox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Yes, Heather is a piece w.o.r.k. (woman outrageously reacting...kinked). To behave the way she did in the courtroom and in front of the media, she's lucky she got what she got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom-NL Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 MCSE: Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert (to keep it m$-related and hence not too far off-topic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninanoora Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Microsoft works is best oxymoron there is in english language oxymoron (plural oxymorons or, more rarely, oxymora) is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms. "Even when I'm a mess, I put on a vest... with an S on my chest, oh yes.. I'm a Superwoman.. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 Ninanoora, do you mean like "English cooking?" Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 15, 2008 Share Posted April 15, 2008 How about jumbo shrimp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Ninanoora, do you mean like "English cooking?" Or perhaps "American Intelligence" Bubba? Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba136 Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 or, perhaps, military intelligence in general......Dr. Shoe:prize: Being mentally comfortable in your own mind is the key to wearing heels in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crotchboots-m Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 my favorite perfectly describes the human condition in general....snafu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 On some talk shows they will occasionally have a ... guest host. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 The acronym is: PDF=Pathetic Document Format The Oxymoron is Fat Free Ice Cream. Ice cream by name is frozen cream and cream is milk fat:spin2: . So fat free ice ceram can't exist. Oh well. T&H "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Womens fashions: extra large petite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Pita=Pain in the arse or PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals ID10T error = idiot Oxymoron of the day: colour safe bleach T&H "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Shoe Posted April 19, 2008 Share Posted April 19, 2008 Pita=Pain in the arse or PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals ID10T error = idiot Oxymoron of the day: colour safe bleach T&H Actually, that's not such an oxymoron... oxygen bleaches are colour safe... Graduate footwear designer able to advise and assist on modification and shoe making projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 How about dry ice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tightsnheels Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Actually, that's not such an oxymoron... oxygen bleaches are colour safe... Well Doc I won't argue except I had always learned that when you bleach somthing you remove the colour. As in this definition from encarta: bleach [bleech] n (plural bleach·es) 1. color-removing substance: a chemical substance that removes color and stains and is also used as a cleansing agent and disinfectant 2. application of bleach: an act of using bleach on something Microsoft® Encarta® Reference Library 2003. © 1993-2002 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. So to me it is still an oxymoron. T&H "Look for the woman in the dress, if there is no dress there is no woman."-Coco Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roniheels Posted April 20, 2008 Share Posted April 20, 2008 Whiter Shade of Pale (by Procol Harem). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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