Anita C. Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 I live about 30 minutes from Lower Downtown, known as LoDo to us natives. Parking is not too challenging but still involves a 1/2 block walk. Once there you get to traverse a flight of 25 stairs to get to the 'Works and make your way to the green room where we (the Comedians) must check in. Being Mardi Gras, I wore a gold hologram cocktail dress, coffee hose & gold 5.5" Stilettos. I made the walk ok . . . and those damned stairs clik-clik-cliking my way along. I no sooner got to the Green Room and one of the gals commented "OK-now let's see the footwear . . . (sigh) those look SO hot! I still don't see how you do it." The other comedians all turned and said in unison "Practice, practice, practice!". My set was 4 minutes. I opened with a few Mardi Gras comments "How many of you are celebrating Mardi Gras?" The crowd responded with yells & assorted revelious noises. I said "Well . . . YER IN THE WRONG F*****' TOWN!". THIS got 'em going. "So . . . do y'all like the dress? What about the SHOES?". I did the walk & catwalk flip giving them a full back view. LOUD applause. "Remember this girls and hold it true, chunky heels might be cute BUT Stilettos are S E X Y - period, end of story.". THUNDEROUS applause. After my set was done I clik-clik-clik'ed my way backstage and then went out & mingled for a bit. The most common question? "WHERE can I get a pair?". I just wonder how many new Stiletto owners' form my audience there will be tomorrow??? After that it was back to my car. I then drove over to Samanthas' Lounge. I LOVE spreading the Stiletto Gospel!!!! Ciao! Anita C. "Spike Heels . . a Pork-pie hat . . Have on the mend in no time flat . . Ten Minutes 'Till The Savages Come by Manhatten Transfer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hjt101 Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 I LOVE spreading the Stiletto Gospel!!!! Praise be... Splash me with holy water, thump me on the forehead, I'm a convert!! Let me worship you and your shoes!! Proudly standing in my patent High Heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heelboykiz Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 WHERE can i get a pair anita? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul (North-East) Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 BUT Stilettos are S E X Y - period You're absolutely right Anita, there is nothing sexier. But when will the rest of the population catch on so we never have to go through "The Dark Ages" again. Love, Paul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keli Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Amen sister Anita!!! Any day that you don't learn something new is a day wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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