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Miss Amanda.. you have just kicked a bee's hive!

There are some things others call ' music ' that I call a " drum machine and someone talking $hit ". Theres not much human element involved in it.

Too many links to post but.. Sorry for wasting a few seconds of everyones lives here if you click on these links..

In the ' rock ' category...

Proof that ' country music ' really is ' inbred ' ( made from the same subjects all the time )! :

REPEATEDLY ARGUMENTATIVE, INSULTING AND RUDE. BANNED FOR LIFE.

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Megan I've heard that one before and I agree that is truly awful.

Now I have to admit I had some help finding this one after having mentioned tasteless songs to a friend:

 

 

Gosh that makes me feel so broody!

 

Of course this would come after you had your wife, trailer, dog etc back.

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Gosh, you do set the bar high.  That song makes one feel that the rehabilitation of murderers is morally wrong as they could be socially useful as they are.  I can only reply with this from my youth.  This should put you off prospective motherhood, lest you be responsible for something similar.  With mine I feel I dodged a bullet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rttRely_cEs  How thoughtful of him to provide a vivid memory of morning sickness.

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Hmmm.

 

Tried posting links but it didn't take... Anyway...

 

Muskrat Love by The Captain and Tennille

Spiders and Snakes by Jim Stafford

The Tennessee Bird Walk by Misty Morgan and Jack Blanchard

 

These should make anyone's short list...

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Megan I couldn't do the whole song. That is so painful. Thankfully it's not catchy at all.

And shyheels that's too many bad songs for one posting. No ones ever going to manage them all one after the other. You should really try and keep your powder dry. Though who am I to say your not?.  I managed muskrat love I'll try one of the others this evening.

 

Here's one to be getting on with:

 

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Rolf Harris (should I mention his name?) had a song that I cannot recall the title of but it was basically about a blind child. I thought that pretty sick. Over my (too) many years of listening to 'music' the list of horrors is too long to mention. Most things recorded since about 2000 are absolute crap. Who 'invented' rap?

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Ah but, Nyenor, the whole point of rap is that we're too old to like it.

 

Shyheels, like Amanda I couldn't take it at one sitting.  I needed a doggy bag, as it were.

 

Now, I feel that we should be aiming at those that are truly excruciating, in the original sense.  You've got to squirm, and just when you think it can't get worse...  For this, of course, one needs there to be no trace of irony.  Children are a good way of doing it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsXJcIODLtQ

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Well, let's go for site specific. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0mTRiZGvvw  Now suppose you had William Shatner speaking Honor Blackman's lines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0mTRiZGvvw

 

(I hope you don't mind me doing a bit of advertising, Amanda, but my thread's bombing. In fact, it's worse than that, it's dead, Jim. Roll up chaps, and post some links.)

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Megan that song you posted above is in my opinion quite tasteful and has no place in this thread. In fact I'm going to ask one of the mods if we can have it removed as soon as possible.

 

You might not agree but I believe this deserves a place here: 

 

Where is your thread and what's the matter with it?

Help me on with these boots and we'll go and see if it can be rescued :-)  xx

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Oh, come on, ILK, don't sit on the fence ;)

 

Yes, totally bland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS0wuN_6wyw This one is particularly bland https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR9JMwzxybE  And Ringo was a rubbish drummer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Q9D4dcYng because any fool can make drums sound like thunder rolling around the hills.

 

Anyway, not wishing to derail, here's one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9-42mu1D9Y  Oh good, it's a live version I've found.  Clock the time at the bottom.  I do hope you like drums.

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Among the worst songs ever recorded are any with the word 'Christmas' in them. Yes people, I'm one of those miserable bastards that cannot stand anything the day stands for. I'll bet that makes me popular!!

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I have to agree that The Beatles were highly over rated. They had a couple tunes I can tolerate, but I never had an album of theirs. Another band that just doesn't do anything for me is The Rolling Stones. Don't know why, but they always made my stomach churn.

 

I'll refrain from posting what I think is awful as it tends to be on someone elses top ten.

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How about Mr Blobby? (Not that sure how to do links...)

 

Some people I know remain traumatised to this day, having been bought this when they were kids - It's truly bloody awful.

 

Merry Christmas one & all...

Just for you :-) xxx

 

 

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I would normally say 'thanks' Miss Amanda, but this time I'm honestly not sure.

 

It seems somewhat criminal to force this link onto the other members of this site, (especially over the festive season) - we could be responsible for ruining the celebrations for countless people!

 

It is complete & utter dross though.

 

Just had a rather amusing thought -  ILK, do you think you could you cover it & do it as a future 'name that tune?'

 

(Bikergoth sits back grinning with another beer to await the fallout!)

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It seems somewhat criminal to force this link onto the other members of this site, (especially over the festive season) - we could be responsible for ruining the celebrations for countless people!

 

Lol well it was your idea!

 

here's one to cheer you up :-)

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Surely 'Tiny Tim' has to feature in here somewhere. I've often wondered if the rumour that he wore rubber gloves to go to the toilet because he did not touching 'a certain part of his body' were true.

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Just had a rather amusing thought -  ILK, do you think you could you cover it & do it as a future 'name that tune?'

 

(Bikergoth sits back grinning with another beer to await the fallout!)

Only if Miss Amanda will start participating in the ' Name that tune ' threads that I post up. ;)

Send me the song in a private message and I will see what I can do.

Cheers!

-ILK

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