squirrelheels

What really grinds my donkey about the laptops is that I have two laptops from the same maker, but the keyboards are completely different! Well, okay, the QWERTY bit is the same, but that's about it! Argh!

I know! Stupid really.... I like the layout on the Omnibook, it's one of the few that's actually most like a normal 105-key desktop keyboard.#

ObShoe: Having my feet on the desk means that I can admire this nice pair of 3" spade heels I've got on

Spade heels?! Would you care to explain....? I have never heard of such a thing!

A glass desk woudl enable me to view my heels... although I can feel them very well without looking, and it's the feeling I like most!

SH

Olive

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Well now there's a coincidence, Francis... the exact same buses I catch to college! I find the best place to sit is on the lower deck on the left, then you get to see people's shoes on the pavement, and those that get on the bus too. I knew I had a good reason to go into town on Saturday! *kicks self*... SH

Hahah! I like it! Although we'd have to wait for him to wear some heels first... his worn practically everything else female... so why not shoes yet? I'm sure we'll see some in time... SH

Auggggg! Totally Gross!

My thoughts exactly Bubba... Tallswede has a point though..!

SH

Well, I've just passed the big five oh oh Next big "step" up is 1000! Watch out Francis! I'll be wearing those 6 in oxfords before you know it! SH

Interesting use of a stiletto shoe there! Never seen one used as a gag before! Nice restraints too...! I'm not after a pair, so I shaln't hunt down the store... SH

Let me rephrase that... She likes me wearing heels, and wears her own heels too! I'll definitely take a look sometime. Will require catching a bus I've never caught before, and wandering around an unknown area... but hey, it's all worth it for shoes! And I'm sure my friend will be amenable! SH

lazy purple wasps (don't ask!)

Petrol (my dad always referred to it as "rock juice" ) SH

Hahaha! I like the comic, that's great! Makes you wonder...! Never visited the site before though, might pay a visit at some point... SH

If anyone finds a shoe named Squirrel, or such like, do let me know! No other rodent names allowed! SH

One word - ouch! SH

I like platforms sometimes, but not those red ones, sorry. The 7 inchers are cool though... And Bubba, those 7 inchers of yours are great! I really like the matte leather ones... they look great! SH

Yeah... Nottingham is a fantastic place for heel spotting. I spot plenty on my trips through town - it's quite a pleasurable experience! So many good shoe shops too...! You see different heels depending on the bus routes too... which buses did you catch Francis (colours would do...!)? SH

Yay! Not one far from me... must pay that place a visit with my newly found female friend (who likes my heels, and wears them herself!)... Actually she's a friend I know from when we were 8 (and younger), but haven't spoken in years... Looks like things could take off! Anyways, yes, must pay that place a visit when I have some muhuney... SH

I quite like em... wouldn't wear them myself though. And I don't care what anyone else thinks, I'll think what I like about them! And I'm not surprised she (or even a he?!) fell, look like they need some getting used to to be able to walk in them properly. SH

If David Beckham wore heels, we'd be for it. We'd probably be accused of copying him! And there is no way I would stand for being even remotely associated by a bloke who gets paid too much for kicking a bit of leather over some grass and not knowing what to do with the money... No way... So I'd rather he didn't! SH

Oh no... shoes being too small has never stopped me from trying before... no matter how futile it is! SH

Me neither... I'm a Midlands man too... SH

Great heels, dheel! I would say go for it and wear them with a fairly casual outfit. My 3in wedges are fairly similar, although they have a closed back, and I've had no problems wearing them anywhere. Those ones you've bought look very male... just go for it! You'll get away with those without a problem! SH

I found the best place was in a shoe box under my bed... Of course, if you have nosy parents, the floorboards might be a better option, but my floor isn't that deep, since it's a ceiling too! I keep my 5in loafers in plain sight by my bed, and the rest under my bed, also in plain sight (if you bend down!), but then I'm not trying to hide them... How do you think your parents would react if you told them? Mine reacted a lot better than I thought, and it gave me so much more freedom. SH

Micha, sorry for the slow reply... haven't been monitoring the board of late... The laptop in question is an HP Omnibook XE3. And they keyboard's feel AND layout is good... (it's unusal for a laptop to have a decent layout), and it resists tomato ketchup (tomato sauce) very well! SH

Oh Don't go Julie... You will be sorely missed by many, if not all of us. I'm not going to pry, but I hope you get "things" sorted soon, and we'll hopefully see you the other end very soon... Good luck... SH