Julietta

Tired :sleeping:

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Pussy bent down (this is getting a bit tacky guys lolololol)

I just tried it and it was ok. Strange these Wotsits

Wow nice selectin Ruud

It's not that simple Jeff x. We both also have children to sort out and that's what he's talking about. Even if I went up to Yam (2.5 hrs drive) we would still have to take his son across country, drop him off go to the meet then either pick his son up go back to his and me home by 7.30 Saturday in time for the ex to drop off my daughter - basically impossible. Apart from anything else it the traffic and the roadworks which could add another hour, two or three if you're unlucky It's mad here with traffic and motorways, mad drivers and accidents it's enough to drive you to :drinking: which thinking about it is probably why all the chaos

Hope that kind of clarifies things a bit. I think I tend to talk a load of rubbish these days

Love

Julie xx

Roger (I'm not surprised it's hard for him she was so young it is tragic. It's difficult when we loose anyone but worse when it happens at such a young age I lost a good friend who was only 31 she left 2 sons one of 4 and the other of 18 months I was stunned for months. I know it's a cliche but it does get easier with time and one day he'll remember her with a smile on his face xxx)

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It is hard to stay away tho' eh? I'm glad you are still around and we must all meet up for a Snoopers shopping trip would be fun Oxford? Not sure I would have if I could get up to Yam's but I have the little one from Saturday night as the ex has dropped his Sundays for having her but on th down side of that it stops me taking long trips plus I have a manic pup to get looked after. Not easy but I'd have liked to have met some of the others on this board. There is always another time You going?

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Steph Hi, Just join in the fun and enjoy communicating with some amazing people. Look forward to hearing more about you. Love Julie xx

Holiday eh? I was wondering where the hell you were. I've missed your colourful posts and more to the point any interesting purchases?

Well actually Jeff that is a very good question - guess who originally owned the 6" stilettos?

I think I'm luckier than Yam as He's an 8 and I'm a 7 - 8 depending but his feet are wider. Saying that I'd ordered a nice pair of denim leather looking boots and he is now the proud owner of those (same shape and blade heel as these: http://www.argosadditions.co.uk/additions/product.asp?brand=additions&cat%5Fid=8123&zone%5Fid=∏%5Fid=173117&seq=52&page=7&OrderBy=3&offer%5Fid=&source%5Fcode=&publication%5Fcode=&leaflet=&sManufacturer=Kit&nShopByBrandCat=&extra=&mscs_sid=S90SGD8KD17A8MR23GLRXQ8WMNN5BVS6 but in an unetched pale blue denim effect leather. I'd ordered an 8 but they were huge I may order a 7 so we can both wear them out

Thanks I think we stand a pretty good chance and, WOW I love your avatar

... you join a forum like this and can't go more than a couple of days without checking in to see what's new ... or you start stalking people in the street/shops with your digital camera

AZ hi, You may get more than you bargained for by joining this board I have that's for sure Look forward to reading more about you. Julie x

Mike XXX (hug) Timeless

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Absolutely Laurie couldn't agree with you more. Camping for me would be in a hotel with hot and cold running water and a nice comfy bed thanks. I'm all for progression if it means comfort

Dan Reed

What a bunch of romantics you all are and thanks for all your well wishes.

We are soooooo happy (where are those sick bowls ) we have so much in common and Yam has been, well, my knight in shinning armour. He is patient, loving, gorgeous, loving, funny, loving, intelligent, loving, chatty, loving, gentle... have I said loving and gorgeous? Oh and of course very sexy Basically he's perfect really I knew I'd found a great friend on our first meeting but I never in a million years thought I'd find my perfect partner, but I have and I truly feel as though I've won the lottery of life...

Have I told you lately Yam that I Love you? Well I do x

PS Thanks for yet another great weekend with the kids x

Apologies to any blondes but these are funny... A married couple are asleep when the telephone rings at two in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picks up the telephone, listens for a moment, and says, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hangs up. The husband says, "Who was that?" The wife says, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear?" ---------------------------- Two blondes are walking down a street. One notices a compact on the pavement and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." She hands it to the second blonde. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" ---------------------------- A blonde suspects her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" ---------------------------- A blonde has just rolled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she manages to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch. A policeman arrives within minutes... "Are you OK?" the copper gasped. "Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the copper asked as he surveyed the wreck. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree popped up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was..." "Uh" the copper said, cutting her off as he looked inside the car, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

Little Johnny keeps asking his Dad for a television in his bedroom, to which his Dad keeps saying "No". After all the nagging, he agrees and says, "OK". Several nights later Johnny comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's Love,Juice?" Dad is horrified, and after looking at Mum who's also gobsmacked, proceeds to give his son the whole works, warts and all. Johnny now sits on sofa with his mouth open in amazement. Dad asks, "So,what is it you've been watching then Son?" Johnny replies, . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Wimbledon."

Loopy (and that's me I'm talking about as I can't concentrate on anything these days - well most things that is )