tightsnheels

Most charity food in these parts is from the Knights of Columbus, the Lions club or the Boy Scouts but I can't imagine too many people would pay $200 for a burger.

T&H

Ah not much of a story really. I/we have raised our daughters to be very open minded, they respect everyone accepting that each is unique. A man in a skirt to them is a man dressed to his own liking. When they were younger they found images of Sean Connery at an awards ceramony in a kilt and it allowed us to teach that kilts/skirts are traditional modes of dress in many cultures just not our closed minded culture and that their was nothing wrong with it. It helped that they respected him as an actor though. Eventually they caught me in a pair of flats that I had on without thinking and I was told not to worry because they figured it out years ago from the way I raised them! Need I mention they are both hyper-intellegent? (Unlike my spelling ability.)

My wife knew from early on when we were dating so no news there. It only made my life easier in general not having to hide from them. They help with styles, they give me moral support when I get chicken after going somewhere, they feel for me when I can't wear what I want. It gives us quite the unique relationship as my opinions on their clothes and shoes are accepted as an almost equal and at that equal to my wife.

So as I said not much of a story to tell but I wish everyone here had the understanding home life I have.

T&H

Ahh, time is a wonderful thing to add to a marriage. During our twenty years together my mode of dress has had its purgings and splurgings. Hiding from the children and the children knowing all along. (You can't hide much in a three woman housold.)

Talking and having everything out in the open is a very good thing. My wife knew long before we were married and from things I have read here it was a good thing.

T&H

Come out of your den it's summer out here!

T&H

Good luck and study hard in the meantime.

T&H

Cute, funny and probebly quite the attention getter.

However thirty-five dollars for something that will ultimatly end up in their mouth?

I don't know...It seems to me that the traditional shoes/socks work just fine. And if anyone is interested I have two daughters of my own and I wouldn't have bought these for them. Heels that young would take the specialness of graduating to them away.

Just my thoughts.

T&H

No, it was nothing like that.

She liked me from the first time we met but then she started to hear the rumours.

Then she saw me coming down the stairs in Tara mode when I was on my way out. It didn't seem to put her off though because we went on our first date shortly afterwards and the rest, as they say, is history.

So I would assume you are still together? How long have you two known each other and does she ever help Tara?

Maybe too personal a questions but I for one am just a little bit curious.

T&H

As you said not to be racist but in my experiance it seems that black men can wear much more than us white guys and get away with it.

Just my opinion though.

T&H

A young man travels to a nearby town and walks into the local pharmacy he makes his way around the store until he finds a display of condoms. He stares at the display for sometime unsure of exactly what to buy when he is approached by the pharmacist.

Not sure what to pick son?

No sir.

First time?

Yes sir we're supposed to have dinner then we're supposed to go over to her parents cabin for some fun.

Well son if I were in your shoes I'd go with these.

Thank-you sir.

He pays for his items happy to be free of his chore and heads for home to clean up for his big night. He arrives at his girlfreinds house promptly at six and is soon ushered into their dinning room. He sits nervously under the stare of her father all through dinner and after the table is cleared he remains sitting there until his girl leans over and whispers in his ear.

Shouldn't we be going soon?

Shouldn't you have told me your dad is a PHARMACIST?

A very well written and accurite article. If people would only take a moment to look in the mirror or even better to see someone else dressed exactly like themselves. Oh well I guess I'm preaching to the choir aren't I.

T&H

Happy feet you sum it up very nicely and I whole heartedly agree. People just don't seem to care anymore about the impression they make. I partly blame the music industry and the way the way the popular performers dress in their music videos. Look at what in this country is the popular videos; Rap artists (I use the term artist loosely) dress just as you describe and their largest audiance are middle class suburban white kids. Look back a little bit into the way back machine and when it was Robert Palmer, the Beetles, Beegees, and Elvis people dressed better. Look at some of the popular shows to see how they influance things Sex in the City is considered the biggest killer of the pantyhose/tights industry and then there are all the so called reality shows...the list goes on and I am rambling.

Anyway thanks again Happy Feet for your astute perception.

T&H

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I wear white shoes whenever it works with the outfit and the weather isn't so messy as to ruin them.

T&H